News:

TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

Main Menu

ATTN MORTALS: Post ITT, and get your Official Holy Name™.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 06:40:45 PM

Previous topic - Next topic
Print
Go Down Pages 1 ... 29 30 31 32
User actions

POFP

#465
May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

Doktor Howl

#466
May 26, 2015, 07:31:10 PM
Quote from: Trivial on May 26, 2015, 03:46:50 AM
Need something shinier.

Sexy Octopus of the Next Noosphere Horde.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#467
May 26, 2015, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?

Yes.  No.

Anyway:

Exploding Shit-Fountain of the Very Last American Legion Fish Fry.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#468
May 26, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
Stepping up to the plate.

Doktor Howl

#469
May 26, 2015, 07:33:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 26, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
Stepping up to the plate.

Lubricated and Rabid Lungfish of Impending Sexdoom™.
Molon Lube

POFP

#470
May 26, 2015, 07:40:27 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2015, 07:32:04 PM
Quote from: PlightOfFernandoPoo on May 26, 2015, 07:23:31 PM
I would like to know if I qualify. You don't need a credit score above 40, do you?

Yes.  No.

Anyway:

Exploding Shit-Fountain of the Very Last American Legion Fish Fry.

Fitting  :lulz:

Thank you
This Certified Pope™ reserves the Right to, on occasion, "be a complete dumbass", and otherwise ponder "idiotic" and/or "useless" ideas and other such "tomfoolery." [Aforementioned] are only responsible for the results of these actions and tendencies when they have had their addictive substance of choice for that day.

Being a Product of their Environment's Collective Order and Disorder, [Aforementioned] also reserves the Right to have their ideas, technologies, and otherwise all Intellectual Property stolen, re-purposed, and re-attributed at Will ONLY by other Certified Popes. Corporations, LLC's, and otherwise Capitalist-based organizations are NOT capable of being Certified Popes.

Battering Rams not included.

LMNO

#471
May 26, 2015, 07:40:45 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on May 26, 2015, 07:33:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on May 26, 2015, 07:32:31 PM
Stepping up to the plate.

Lubricated and Rabid Lungfish of Impending Sexdoom™.

Many thanks, o holy one!

Fujikoma

#472
April 02, 2019, 12:33:13 AM

Al Qədic

#473
April 02, 2019, 03:36:20 AM
Well now I just want to see what will become of me after asking for one...surely nothing good :lol:
There is no reason to,
Be ashamed of poetry. It,
Is natural. But you should,
Still do it in private,
And wash your hands afterward.

Fujikoma

#474
April 02, 2019, 05:58:46 AM
Fuckstick of lickedy-split cock-surge. Damn, good thing I don't come up with this shit.
Print
Go Up Pages 1 ... 29 30 31 32
User actions