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I need to spend less time on my office floor.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, January 04, 2010, 11:35:13 PM

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LMNO

#15
January 05, 2010, 01:42:37 PM
Apologies for not getting back to you, but the Mrs and I were playing "Captain Carl Goes on Shore Leave."

Cramulus

#16
January 05, 2010, 02:22:44 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

did you really for real shit in his desk drawer?


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:



Dysfunctional Cunt

#17
January 05, 2010, 03:30:51 PM
And here I watched the news waiting to hear of some idiot in AZ having to have a plumbing tool removed from his brain via his rectum as that was the point of entry and I got NOTHING!!!!    :argh!:

I guess desk drawer poomp is acceptable!!   :lulz:

I suggest making some ex-lax brownies just for him......  Then HE can poomp in his pants!!  You would think he would have learned by now....  :roll: 

Sorry I missed the call, we were doing the OMG we can't find our asses and we have to go back to school tomorrow routine!  With all the yelling I didn't hear the phone.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
January 05, 2010, 04:02:06 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 05, 2010, 02:22:44 PM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

did you really for real shit in his desk drawer?


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:





My boss had a conniption this morning, but I denied everything and pointed out that the door had been left unlocked, and it's not like there's a shortage of people that would do that to him.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
January 05, 2010, 04:03:57 PM
Quote from: Khara on January 05, 2010, 03:30:51 PM
And here I watched the news waiting to hear of some idiot in AZ having to have a plumbing tool removed from his brain via his rectum as that was the point of entry and I got NOTHING!!!!    :argh!:

I guess desk drawer poomp is acceptable!!   :lulz:

I suggest making some ex-lax brownies just for him......  Then HE can poomp in his pants!!  You would think he would have learned by now....  :roll: 

Sorry I missed the call, we were doing the OMG we can't find our asses and we have to go back to school tomorrow routine!  With all the yelling I didn't hear the phone.

It's all good.  Today is shaping up to be a much nicer day.  Filthy assistant is steaming mad, my boss has locked himself in his office and won't answer the phone, the engineer took the day off, and me and my crew are positively jovial as the world burns down around us.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#20
January 05, 2010, 04:05:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 01:42:37 PM
Apologies for not getting back to you, but the Mrs and I were playing "Captain Carl Goes on Shore Leave."

Certainly.  There ARE priorities, and we are nothing if not professional.

I am so full of hate today that I glow in the dark and can't be allowed near gasoline.   :)
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#21
January 05, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
I should invite you to sleep in our fireplace.

The Good Reverend Roger

#22
January 05, 2010, 04:15:23 PM
Quote from: LMNO on January 05, 2010, 04:12:40 PM
I should invite you to sleep in our fireplace.

BAD IDEA.

Sure, I'll keep the house warm, but my epic outgassing will result in random 9' jets of flame roaring out of the fireplace and incinerating your pets.

Heating bills are easier to deal with that roasted cat all over the wall.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#23
January 05, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
You didn't use the Pink Slipper? General Stuart is going to be disappointed, after he gave you all those great ideas last night while we were freezing our asses off in a car waiting for our fencing instructor to show up.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
January 05, 2010, 04:20:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
You didn't use the Pink Slipper? General Stuart is going to be disappointed, after he gave you all those great ideas last night while we were freezing our asses off in a car waiting for our fencing instructor to show up.

I don't have an apple-corer.  Yet.

Lunchtime is coming.  Oh, yes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
January 05, 2010, 05:05:30 PM
Boss just stopped in while I was in a heated argument with Filthy Assistant.  Filthy Assistant has been sent home to contemplate his crimes against the natural order, and I have been given a free hand in restoring order.  And to "stop the mad shitter".

And the icon of "Bob" on the wall next to my desk beams down on me in all his glory.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#26
January 05, 2010, 05:55:16 PM
This is a fine example of how malicious abandonment of reason can convince others to take it up.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
January 05, 2010, 06:12:49 PM
Quote from: Richter on January 05, 2010, 05:55:16 PM
This is a fine example of how malicious abandonment of reason can convince others to take it up.

Yes.  Plus, I have been assigned to investigate my own wrongdoings.

Ho ho...many old scores will be settled.  There will be bonfires in the hills and the hooting of my minions.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#28
January 05, 2010, 07:04:26 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: I am laughing so hard right now

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#29
January 05, 2010, 07:57:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 05, 2010, 04:20:00 PM
Quote from: Suu on January 05, 2010, 04:18:32 PM
You didn't use the Pink Slipper? General Stuart is going to be disappointed, after he gave you all those great ideas last night while we were freezing our asses off in a car waiting for our fencing instructor to show up.

I don't have an apple-corer.  Yet.

Lunchtime is coming.  Oh, yes.

I swear Roger, say the word, i will construct the infernal thing and mail it to you. PROJECT: SLIPPERFIST WILL NOT BE CONTAINED!
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