There are no stars here.

[The Johnny]

You should go back to your reservation, you fucking native scourge, and make your little stupid "Ghost Dance" "Stomp Dance" so you get your land back.

Cherokee, NC is just a white trash slot machine haven.

No thanks.

I dont care about your retarded tribe divisions, you are all homeless drunkards anyhow.

My bad, you were ripping on Da6s.  Carry on.

I get all confused when you foreign types and Native Americans start your jibber-jabbering.  It grates on my Anglo-Saxon ears, and makes me want to vote for Pat Buchanon and Sarah Palin.

Pat Buchanan is fine, because hes against the general debauchery brought forth by all the new generations; Palin is a virtous person, but she should focus on her family, if she did, her daughter probably wouldnt have strayed; id rather vote for Dick Cheney, he was active as he could be in the war against terrorists and evil, and has close ties with the Vatican.

And how dare you compare me with this native garbage?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Pat Buchanan is fine, because hes against the general debauchery brought forth by all the new generations; Palin is a virtous person, but she should focus on her family, if she did, her daughter probably wouldnt have strayed; id rather vote for Dick Cheney, he was active as he could be in the war against terrorists and evil, and has close ties with the Vatican.

And how dare you compare me with this native garbage?

Well, you people all look kind of alike, right?  You should wear signs or something.  That way we can properly classify you when we scoop your delerium tremens asses off the pavement on any given morning, after a long night of drinking Sterno and raping Aini (I mean, if the Black guys didn't get her first)*.





*  Search Aini's posts.  Fucking hilarious.  Apparently, every brown or black male in the world has raped her, or plans to in the next few months.

[The Johnny]

Pat Buchanan is fine, because hes against the general debauchery brought forth by all the new generations; Palin is a virtous person, but she should focus on her family, if she did, her daughter probably wouldnt have strayed; id rather vote for Dick Cheney, he was active as he could be in the war against terrorists and evil, and has close ties with the Vatican.

And how dare you compare me with this native garbage?

Well, you people all look kind of alike, right?  You should wear signs or something.  That way we can properly classify you when we scoop your delerium tremens asses off the pavement on any given morning, after a long night of drinking Sterno and raping Aini (I mean, if the Black guys didn't get her first)*.





*  Search Aini's posts.  Fucking hilarious.  Apparently, every brown or black male in the world has raped her, or plans to in the next few months.

Im gonna write her down in my rape waiting list - i have to get thu a bunch of blue eyed pre-pubescent girlies first.

[The Johnny]

BTW, sorry for the threadjack Requia

Its just that i think that these pantheistic brutes should not be tolerated.

[hooplala]

Aini is still the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.  

I mean it, she beats Mr Belvedere hands down.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Aini is still the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life.  

I mean it, she beats Mr Belvedere hands down.

She was on IRC last night.  I left.  Her incessant screeching about what a "fetishist" she is grates on my nerves.

[hooplala]

Yeah, I try to keep her on the topic of her many rapes when I can.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, I try to keep her on the topic of her many rapes when I can.

No, for real.  She had time to type ONE fucking response to me before I logged off, and it was some screeching about her "split tongue".

The attention-whoring would be funny if it wasn't so annoying.

[hooplala]

Yeah, I try to keep her on the topic of her many rapes when I can.

No, for real.  She had time to type ONE fucking response to me before I logged off, and it was some screeching about her "split tongue".

The attention-whoring would be funny if it wasn't so annoying.

Yep, it's either that or her fire eating.  

[Requia ☣]

Keep going, Requia.  We'll get a novel out of this yet.

I have every intention, I have a lot of rewriting to do (and even more stories to tell) once I'm at a computer that has a keyboard I can get more than 5 words a minute at (I have no idea how people survive with only laptops).  For now my brother and his friends want to drag me out to god knows where.

The wireless goes in an out, and room service doesn't understand what I mean when I ask for Cat-5 cable (there's some non techy word I should be using, which I will remember if I ever stop drinking spiked coffee, or maybe I should ask for cat-6), so you may not see me again until Friday (Or Febuary).

Go ahead and rant Roger, I'll probably start a new thread and hopefully avoid the derail once I get some real writing started.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Yeah. You know, as much as I whine endlessly about my housemate and my stupid love life (I swear I do try to keep it quarantined) neither I nor anyone else here can come anywhere close to touching the whole "I'm so awesome 'cause of how much of a freak I am!" that Aini is able to present in massive volume. I mean, this summer I had the time of my life drenched in what was, for me, comparative glamor, going to gallery openings and cocktail parties and being wooed, fed, beveraged, photographed and painted by the local talent, but I didn't spend every fucking post going "OMG YOU GUYS GUESS HOW AWESOME I AM!"

For one thing, cultivating a reputation as a gallery-going bourgeoisie would dent my reputation as an earthmuffin pervert (LOL), and for another, what the fuck, nobody cares. That's not the real shit. People don't want to hear an endless stream of how awesome you are. That's just straight-up insecurity, and it's more irritating and depressing than impressive. We all do it sometimes, but the ALL THE TIME thing is either hilarious or wearying, depending.

And she tells the same fucking stories over and over again, as well. She's always SO excited to find someone who might not yet have heard that she ran away with a freakshow. And then she talks about all the freaks, and about her split tongue, and her act. That's it. As if that's her whole personality.

Well, I guess apparently it is.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Oddly, the derail works just as well with the original title.

[East Coast Hustle]

1. I never liked Dags all that much, even before I realized that he either was Eric or was an Eric sympathizer. This thread does much to confirm my opinion. You date a ghost-hunting stripper and yet you knock Vegas for being classless because there are latino hawkers handing off ads for hookers? really?

2. Vegas IS awful. But not for the reasons given ITT. Those are the only GOOD things about Vegas.

3. Aini is a man, FYI, and would be one of the most masterful trolls ever perpetrated here if it weren't for the fact that he's actually just completely insane.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

1. I never liked Dags all that much, even before I realized that he either was Eric or was an Eric sympathizer. This thread does much to confirm my opinion. You date a ghost-hunting stripper and yet you knock Vegas for being classless because there are latino hawkers handing off ads for hookers? really?

2. Vegas IS awful. But not for the reasons given ITT. Those are the only GOOD things about Vegas.

3. Aini is a man, FYI, and would be one of the most masterful trolls ever perpetrated here if it weren't for the fact that he's actually just completely insane.

Aini is a man, and a tranny, and although you all know my opinion on that I have no problem using whatever pronoun people assign to themselves because I do not actually care. YOU could start insisting I refer to you as "she" and even though I would find it unbelievably stupid, I'd go along with it because I think the hang-up on pronouns in general, to define who you are and how you behave, is retarded. Aini for some reason just HAS to consider herself female in order to look and behave the way she wants to dress and behave. FINE.

I am an effeminate mostly gay man trapped in a woman's body. I'm fabulous, though, so you can refer to me as "she".

[Requia ☣]

I think the coffee was spiked at breakfast too.  The distilled crazy that permeates this place might be making me paranoid though.

Vegas is better, and worse, once you get out of the Casino I started in.  Out on the street the unattractive resort to hawking the services of the attractive and shameless, but while people are more than happy to shove pictures of smut in my face the real thing is lacking, unless you ask for it, unlike the hotel where the waitresses are shoving their cleavage (which the uniforms all show off) in the face of aging Japanese businessmen. 

We went to the New Yorker, which is I suppose more family oriented.  There is an arcade there where you can teach your children to gamble, but instead of cash they win cheap toys that were bought for far less than the cost of playing a game.  I finally got my bucket full of quarters from a slot machine called 'change' which has this amazing tendency to always let you break even, then blew the bucket of quarters on cheezy arcade.  And an 'Irish' pub of fairly convincing actors (and surprisingly decent prices and bar food) where I got hammered with my brother and his friends (and played drinking games with what was left of my bucket).

I also found Roger a new toilet plunger in that bar.  Pictures coming as soon as I get them out of the camera.