Pure Chaos Video Project

[StoneCrowUK]

i feel the need to announce my Pure Chaos video project
this is an elaborate way of saying

that i have been making crap youtube videos for a while now
was looking through them recently and realised that they are utter bolluck,
and not worth the good reviews some of them have gotten.
http://www.youtube.com/user/StoneCrowUK#g/c/6BD1451BD34023A7

(oh and if id written crap youtube videos here as the thread title no-one would have shown the slightest interest)

but hey if youve got time to waste
-check out my web simples, the first is disgusting the second is wtf
-watch me embarass myself with cakelord the mighty or griphon the cheese wheel
-and wonder what was going on in my head when i created psycho cat or the amazing siamese twins

haha, im sure youll all agree with me  

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I have to take a wicked shit.

Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start.  The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled.  There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db.  Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor.  The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits.  If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds.  BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM.  You actually feel bad for the toilet after this.  All the while I sing Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges.  The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as I wipe with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as I swat the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare truck stop bathroom experiences.

[xXKazXx]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

[xXKazXx]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!

That's way more efficient than the way I do it. 

I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.

[StoneCrowUK]

wow  
i think some of my braincells just died

[xXKazXx]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!

That's way more efficient than the way I do it. 

I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.

FUCK!

[.]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!

That's way more efficient than the way I do it. 

I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.

We could just eat the babies.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

wow  
i think some of my braincells just died

Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!

That's way more efficient than the way I do it. 

I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.

We could just eat the babies.

Only if you make REAL stuffing.  None of that stovetop shit.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How did that go?

"Enjoy your mutated thread"?

[.]

i would complain but i have been over taken by the sudden urge to ejaculate off a cliff.

Like it would be the FIRST time, you fucking degenerate. 

Of course it isint. you should try it! its like throwing thousands of babies to their death!

That's way more efficient than the way I do it. 

I mean, there's plenty of babies to go around, but distribution is a problem that capitalism has not yet solved.

We could just eat the babies.

Only if you make REAL stuffing.  None of that stovetop shit.

Have to use the innards as well. Like make baby organ soup or something of that caliber.

[StoneCrowUK]

How did that go?

"Enjoy your mutated thread"?

this little piggy has very much enjoyed his mutated thread.

Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.

but i didnt really understand you here

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How did that go?

"Enjoy your mutated thread"?

this little piggy has very much enjoyed his mutated thread.

Revenge rides a slow horse, jackass.

but i didnt really understand you here

Referring to your debut on PD, when you trashed the "Goddammit Richter" thread, which we had been enjoying before you killed it.

Do you need a link?