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So I'm still getting feedback on LMNO's Potter fanfics.

Started by Suu, January 09, 2010, 04:07:34 AM

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Suu

Here's some testimonials!

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i read your other stories, let the truth be told i'm a big ** fetish fan
myslef. and i understand the burden of having extreme fetishes, i am sorry for
you that you have to write these things for people to see, i'm trying not to
sound like i hate you, but i ask only that you remove those stories. some of
our deepest darkest harry potter fetish fantasy's, are better kept to
ourselves. that bloody gory necrophiliac stuff can really scare people. you
can email me at  PLEASE delete those storys! I cannot stress to you enough the
potential emotional and mental harm you could cause someone if the the wrong
person read your stuff. you are sick and you need help. please spare any more
people from your lemons, i have suffered myself from reading them, especially
the ones about ginny, and the one about hermione. i'm almost crying right now
because i just read share and share alike. just... take them off...

QuoteI was actually a bit turned on..
But then the bit about the feast popped up.
A little too 2girls1cup for me.

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Wow. I am now thoroughly disgusted. This sort of stuff does not deserve to be
written, let alone posted on a site like this. Please, get rid of it.

QuoteThat was sick, twisted, and just plan wrong.
I LOVED it. (;

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cainad (dec.)

 :lulz: Can we get a link to the stories, for the benefit of those unfamiliar with them?

Suu

hxxp://www.fanfiction.net/~bikaw

I actually think one of them was reported for removal.  :lulz: Oh yeah, it was the one with Hermione and Umbridge.  :x :x :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Suu on January 09, 2010, 04:30:01 AM
hxxp://www.fanfiction.net/~bikaw

I actually think one of them was reported for removal.  :lulz: Oh yeah, it was the one with Hermione and Umbridge.  :x :x :x

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Last time I read one of those I stopped getting erections for two whole months :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

NotPublished

In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

hooplala

I'm actually shocked that people ask you to take them down.  What does that say about my naïveté?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Freeky

What's this? LMNO writes horrible Harry Potter fanfics?

MISTRESS FREEKY MUST SEE! *whisks away*

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Cainad (dec.)

Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 09, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
What's this? LMNO writes horrible Harry Potter fanfics?

MISTRESS FREEKY MUST SEE! *whisks away*

...and she was never heard from again. :x

Nast

Quote from: Cainad on January 10, 2010, 04:32:27 AM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 09, 2010, 06:40:20 PM
What's this? LMNO writes horrible Harry Potter fanfics?

MISTRESS FREEKY MUST SEE! *whisks away*

...and she was never heard from again. :x

:lulz:

"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Jasper

I avoided reading them based on word of mouth, just as I avoided watching 2G1C.  I just don't need anything that terrible and scarring inside my brain.  I need it in other people's brains.

Nast

Quote from: Felix on January 10, 2010, 08:47:15 AM
I avoided reading them based on word of mouth, just as I avoided watching 2G1C.  I just don't need anything that terrible and scarring inside my brain.  I need it in other people's brains.

Well, I read them and look how I turned out.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Freeky


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Freeky

Quote from: Horrendous Foreign Love Stoat on January 10, 2010, 05:24:26 PM
you read em eh?

You do realize that you cannot unread them. Ever. Late at night, at 3 in the morning ... you'll wish you could :D

Hee hee! I read them with an increasing sense of "just skim, DO NOT DETAIL!" So I'll only remember parts.