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THIS IS MEANT FOR WICKED WOMP

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 16, 2010, 05:57:51 AM

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themenniss

#30
January 17, 2010, 11:21:58 PM Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 11:26:14 PM by themenniss
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#31
January 17, 2010, 11:23:15 PM
I am far to jaded to be disturbed by this sort of shit.

However, I am not jaded enough to not lol.

ThatGreenGentleman

#32
January 18, 2010, 01:39:31 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 17, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7319/ickx.jpg  NSFW

:lulz:

Roger here.  Just taking the comp off of Keelin to say...

:crankey:

MY REVENGE WILL BE THE SUBJECT OF LEGENDS, AND MAY VERY WELL SPAWN A NEW RELIGION.

:crankey:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#33
January 18, 2010, 01:42:57 AM
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#34
January 18, 2010, 01:55:43 AM
the penis doesnt disturb me so much as the fat yellowness  :lol:

Freeky

#35
January 18, 2010, 03:16:09 AM
Quote from: Fredamir Putin on January 18, 2010, 01:55:43 AM
the penis doesnt disturb me so much as the fat yellowness  :lol:

This!  :lulz:

-Kel-

#36
January 18, 2010, 03:35:40 AM
Ok, I just saw this and welll yeah, THE IMAGE HAUNTS!!!  :argh!:

Dysnomia

#37
January 18, 2010, 05:31:49 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 01:42:57 AM
UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!!

HEEHEEEE   :D
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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East Coast Hustle

#38
January 18, 2010, 07:39:57 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 17, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 08:56:09 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 17, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.

I found more mirth than disgust.  Perhaps I am a horrible human being.... Naaaaah...

I found it hilarious, and kind of sad. The poor guy lives in LONGVIEW.

that's already such a socially crippling condition that adding "morbidly obese with micropenis" to the mix may not be a big deal.

also, as he is morbidly obese he gets points for being the only person living in Longview who doesn't abuse crystal meth.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Bu🤠ns

#39
January 20, 2010, 05:31:31 AM

themenniss

#40
January 20, 2010, 07:07:53 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 18, 2010, 03:35:40 AM
Ok, I just saw this and welll yeah, THE IMAGE HAUNTS!!!  :argh!:


THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GROW CARROTS IN CHERNOBYL!
seriously, they're lucky that thing doesn't have eyes.
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Bu🤠ns

#41
January 21, 2010, 02:33:31 AM
Quote from: themenniss on January 20, 2010, 07:07:53 AM
Quote from: -Kel- on January 18, 2010, 03:35:40 AM
Ok, I just saw this and welll yeah, THE IMAGE HAUNTS!!!  :argh!:


THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T GROW CARROTS IN CHERNOBYL!
seriously, they're lucky that thing doesn't have eyes.

AHEM:

http://i.imgur.com/kERCk.jpg

Eyes, and RAGE!

East Coast Hustle

#42
January 21, 2010, 05:25:02 AM
Quote from: v=1/3πr²h on January 16, 2010, 05:57:51 AM
NSFW or brain:

http://portland.craigslist.org/clk/cas/1554988163.html

If the listing is already gone let me know, I saved the pics.

I don't know what, but this has to be good for the NSFW WOMP or imagebombing or something. Something EVIL.

I just showed this to ECHGF.

Her response?

"Oh....you could fuck his peenhole."
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

-Kel-

#43
January 29, 2010, 04:40:39 PM
Burns you make me giggle.  :D

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#44
January 29, 2010, 09:36:37 PM
I just read this whole thread again and it made me giggle.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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