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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 16, 2010, 05:57:51 AM

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President Television

#15
January 17, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Remington

#16
January 17, 2010, 05:38:42 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 17, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.
^^

It's a medical condition known as micropenis (NSFW). Fairly rare.
Is it plugged in?

cavehamster

#17
January 17, 2010, 08:56:09 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 17, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.

I found more mirth than disgust.  Perhaps I am a horrible human being.... Naaaaah...

Dysnomia

#18
January 17, 2010, 08:57:57 AM
Quote from: Remington on January 17, 2010, 05:38:42 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 17, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.
^^

It's a medical condition known as micropenis (NSFW). Fairly rare.

:lulz:
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

themenniss

#19
January 17, 2010, 10:37:05 AM
i'm not sure what i want to believe anymore...
'I talk aloud to all those who listen. when nobody does, i talk aloud to myself.'

Bu🤠ns

#20
January 17, 2010, 05:35:45 PM
Quote from: themenniss on January 17, 2010, 10:37:05 AM
i'm not sure what i want to believe anymore...

:lulz:

Talk about getting the short end of th....fuck i can't even say it.

-Kel-

#21
January 17, 2010, 05:40:11 PM
 :x :x :x :x :x :x :lord:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#22
January 17, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
Quote from: cavehamster on January 17, 2010, 08:56:09 AM
Quote from: Shrunkenheadspace on January 17, 2010, 05:24:36 AM
I did not find this gross at all. I am immune to the horrors of the Internet.

I found more mirth than disgust.  Perhaps I am a horrible human being.... Naaaaah...

I found it hilarious, and kind of sad. The poor guy lives in LONGVIEW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
January 17, 2010, 06:59:34 PM
This picture especially: http://images.craigslist.org/3ne3md3o25P15S85Rba1f822162572c5c199c.jpg

There's a certain element of "Wait... what am I even looking at??" there.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#24
January 17, 2010, 07:22:56 PM
Man, if that guy had a website I bet he'd make a mint off ad income. Mymicropenis.com or something.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Dysnomia

#25
January 17, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

http://cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/122010/mow-the-lawn.gif

Dimocritus

#26
January 17, 2010, 07:42:10 PM
Episkopos of GABCab ~ "caecus plumbum caecus"

ThatGreenGentleman

#27
January 17, 2010, 08:57:00 PM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 17, 2010, 07:39:00 PM
http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/7319/ickx.jpg  NSFW

:lulz:

oh god! I needs some bleach for my eyes and acid for my brain!!!!!  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x  :x
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#28
January 17, 2010, 09:22:04 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Herbertina Merrique V

#29
January 17, 2010, 09:33:20 PM
THE MORALE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL DISCORDIANS IMPROVE

Ask me anything. Or else.
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