Principality/Greater New England Meatup

[Suu]

Yeah, it's time. Your Sovereign Princess declares it. Plus we have new spags that need to kill a pineapple.

I say we just do a downtown Providence bar crawl. I haven't been to Murphy's in a while. And then we can invade my job, drink them out of Narragansett and try not to fall into the icy, polluted rivers.

We can't let England out do us, of course.

Oh, and if we start early, of COURSE we can all take the train into Boston and see what happens. 

[East Coast Hustle]

provided this is scheduled for sometime in June, I'm in.

[Suu]

provided this is scheduled for sometime in June, I'm in.

Nope, you left us. But I may come up to Maine to bother you though.

[Richter]

About that time, eh chaps?

[Cainad (dec.)]

I hate my date of birth, sometimes. Then I realize it's better to hate drinking laws.

[Suu]

I hate my date of birth, sometimes. Then I realize it's better to hate drinking laws.

You can be the one in charge of making sure none of us fall in the river.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate my date of birth, sometimes. Then I realize it's better to hate drinking laws.

You have a long, long life of being drinking age in front of you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate my date of birth, sometimes. Then I realize it's better to hate drinking laws.

You have a long, long life of being drinking age in front of you.

Try not to get too depressed thinking about it.

[Cainad (dec.)]

I hate my date of birth, sometimes. Then I realize it's better to hate drinking laws.

You can be the one in charge of making sure none of us fall in the river.

I CAN HAS DESIGNATED DRIVER?

No really, I'd be happy to. When is this supposed to happen?

I hate my date of birth, sometimes. Then I realize it's better to hate drinking laws.

You have a long, long life of being drinking age in front of you.

Try not to get too depressed thinking about it.

[Eater of Clowns]

Well, as much as I'd like to I probably won't be able to make it on any day people would consider drinking heavily.  Sundays and Mondays are my day off, and I don't get out on Saturday until 11pm.

So have fun fuckers.

Although if anyone gets an ambulance ride to a hospital in my county I could technically be part of the festivities.

[Suu]

Well, as much as I'd like to I probably won't be able to make it on any day people would consider drinking heavily.  Sundays and Mondays are my day off, and I don't get out on Saturday until 11pm.

So have fun fuckers.

Although if anyone gets an ambulance ride to a hospital in my county I could technically be part of the festivities.

We could just show up in New Bedford. And it could very well happen on a Sunday night for shits and giggles.

[0]

Well, as much as I'd like to I probably won't be able to make it on any day people would consider drinking heavily.  Sundays and Mondays are my day off, and I don't get out on Saturday until 11pm.

So have fun fuckers.

Although if anyone gets an ambulance ride to a hospital in my county I could technically be part of the festivities.

We could just show throw up in New Bedford. And it could very well happen on a Sunday night for shits and giggles.

My name is General Sheumais Stuart, and I endorse this campaign.

[Suu]

We could just show throw up in New Bedford. And it could very well happen on a Sunday night for shits and giggles.

I've done this. I blame the Portuguese.

[Eater of Clowns]

We could just show throw up in New Bedford. And it could very well happen on a Sunday night for shits and giggles.

I've done this. I blame the Portuguese.

The Feast will do that.  On purpose, too.  It's how they supplement the Madeira wine.

On a Sunday I would make a concerted effort to go.

But don't come to New Bedford.  Everyone here has harpoons and they practice using them in abandoned mills.  There are enough mills for every resident to have their own, with such ample space we've learned to wield the devices to deadly efficiency.  It's part of our rite to be able to call it New Bedfid.  I've seen old Portuguese ladies wearing shrouds use this skill to reach cans of vegetables above their heads, which is more than four feet, in the supermarket.  Junkies that hover near our unprotected port convert theirs into syringes to mainline, but it's okay because they've each got their own so they don't have to share.  Generally everything that can be picked up and moved with moderate effort is instead harpooned and attempted to be trebucheed over the shoulders of the person using it, so there's shit flying about our heads with relative frequency, ranging from garbage men picking up our trash to mothers moving their children from minivans, none of which are later than the model year 1999.  Some guy once asked for his friend to hand him his harpoon, so his friend harpooned his harpoon and then tossed it over head, nearly harpooning the guy in the process - or so the legend goes.

Anyway, fuck New Bedford.

[Darth Cupcake]

I ENDORSE THIS COURSE OF ACTION

Although I also endorse coming to Boston and stickering/flyering the fuck out of this place. WE NEEDS IT.