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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2010, 07:52:54 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2010, 07:54:49 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.
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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2010, 07:56:05 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

Ah, carry on then.
“Soon all of us will have special names” — Professor Brian O’Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself? Very well, then I contradict myself, I am large, I contain multitudes" — Walt Whitman

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2010, 09:30:36 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?
"he was a smart feller who felt smart"

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2010, 09:32:16 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2010, 11:01:09 pm »
I bet 50 internets on the chair leg, provided it's being wielded by Spider Jerusalem.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2010, 11:16:27 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

are you using the word "species" literally, here?

also - i promise i'll quit calling you "rog" after i ask the following question (i'd appreciate an answer, but hey - that's, like, up to you, man).  does it bother you that the spelling of "rog" looks like it should rhyme with log or dog.  the way it's pronounced, it seems like it should be "rodge" so it looks like hodge and podge.
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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2010, 02:21:55 am »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

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Actually, I was referring to rong's endless spinoffs.

you don't like me, do you, rog?

I hate you on principle, due to your species, but other than that I really have no opinion.  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

Protip:  Unless you've known me for years, or I'm banging you, I prefer "Roger".

are you using the word "species" literally, here?

Yes.  I misanthropic in a way that makes Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.  Everyone thinks I'm joking about that.  I'm not.  I really hate that I have to put up with you fucking simians, and one of the three proofs I have of a malevolent deity is that he knows I hate monkeys, and he put me on a planet with 6.75 billion of you.


also - i promise i'll quit calling you "rog" after i ask the following question (i'd appreciate an answer, but hey - that's, like, up to you, man).  does it bother you that the spelling of "rog" looks like it should rhyme with log or dog.  the way it's pronounced, it seems like it should be "rodge" so it looks like hodge and podge.

It's never crossed my mind.  I don't even MIND the name "Rog", except for the implied familiarity.  If I am comfortable with you as a friend or (more likely) a treasured lifetime enemy, I don't mind the familiarity.  If I don't know you from Adam, taking liberties with my name makes you come off as a used-car salesman, you know?  Kind of oily?  Frankly, it's offensive as hell, and if you're the kind of person who thinks being offensive for its own sake is desirable, then you're too stupid to bother with.

Are you that stupid?  If not, please stop being needlessly offensive.  If so, please return to chewing on paint chips.

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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2018, 06:44:15 pm »
Note:  Since this was written, an additional billion primates have been added.
Well, that's hardly my fault.  I was just doing what I do, doing my little dance, singing my little song, you know?  And then Hirley0 got on the dance floor and said

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Bootsy Collins did this to me.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #25 on: October 14, 2018, 08:59:53 am »
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  Outside of you taking liberties with my given name.

[...]

Yes.  I misanthropic in a way that makes Paul of Tarsus look like Mr Rogers.  Everyone thinks I'm joking about that.  I'm not.  I really hate that I have to put up with you fucking simians, and one of the three proofs I have of a malevolent deity is that he knows I hate monkeys, and he put me on a planet with 6.75 billion of you.
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