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This chair leg vs your cranium.
« on: January 10, 2010, 09:40:31 pm »
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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2010, 09:41:02 pm »
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We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2010, 09:42:56 pm »


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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2010, 09:43:25 pm »
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We appear to be doomed by our DNA to repeat the same destructive behaviors our forebears have repeated for millenia. If anything our problem solving skills have actually diminished with the advent of technology & our ubiquitous modern conveniences. & yet despite our predisposition towards fear-driven hostility; towards what we anachronistically term primitive behavior another instinct is just as firmly encoded in our make-up. We are capable as our ancestors were of incredible breathtaking acts of kindness. Every hour of every day a man risks his life at a moments notice to save another. Forget for a moment the belligerent benevolent billionaires who grant the unfortunate a crumb of costfree cake. I speak of pure acts of selflessness. A Mother who rushes into the street to save a child from a speeding vehicle. A person who runs into a burning building to reach a family trapped on the upper story. Such actions,such moments,such unconscious selfless decisions,define what it is to be human

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2010, 09:48:32 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.
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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2010, 09:51:46 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.

Battle not with monsters, etc.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2010, 09:52:55 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2010, 09:53:41 pm »
You know, I made this thread to make fun of a few other threads here.

Now I wish I'd just shut my computer off and went to the pub to mock sports fans.

Battle not with monsters, etc.

Do not use satire on humans, for they will take it seriously.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2010, 10:14:02 pm »
:lulz:








Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2010, 10:16:00 pm »
Nah, Phineas Gage had the spike right through his brain proper. And the comic is Transmetropolitan. Read it for +150% understanding of all the jokes on this forum, and also because it is fucking awesome.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2010, 10:20:44 pm »




Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:


No, just was surprisingly the first hit i had on GIS when typing in "Chair Leg"

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2010, 10:39:17 pm »
Nah, Phineas Gage had the spike right through his brain proper. And the comic is Transmetropolitan. Read it for +150% understanding of all the jokes on this forum, and also because it is fucking awesome.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2010, 06:54:17 am »




Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:


No, just was surprisingly the first hit i had on GIS when typing in "Chair Leg"


It's from Last Blood, if I remember correctly. It's pretty awesome, give it a read if you have time.
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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 04:08:46 pm »




Is that a computer representation of Phineas Gage? Also, what the fuck comic is that from? I have to read it now. :lulz:


No, just was surprisingly the first hit i had on GIS when typing in "Chair Leg"


It's from Last Blood, if I remember correctly. It's pretty awesome, give it a read if you have time.

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Re: This chair leg vs your cranium.
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2010, 07:48:38 pm »
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