ITT: I read the sekrit

[Dysnomia]

I'm only on page 24, and already I want to hurl myself off the nearest cliff. 

[Cainad (dec.)]

I CAN HAZ POSITIVE THINKING WISH FULFILLMENT???

[Dysnomia]

SHOCKER:


RICH PEOPLE THINK ABOUT MONEY


THAT IS CLEARLY WHY THEY ARE RICH

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My crazy aunt got my daughter a Sylvia Brown book.  Now Keelin is sitting on the couch loudly tearing into the author.

I shall have to buy her Palin's book.  

[Dysnomia]

this just in:  I just did a google search where the nearest cliff is.   

[Dysnomia]

If you can think about what you want in your mind, and make that
your dominant thought, you will bring it into your life.

*goes into convulsions* 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

If you can think about what you want in your mind, and make that
your dominant thought, you will bring it into your life.

*goes into convulsions* 

Don't you have to "cast a circle" or dress up in a robe or anything?

[Dysnomia]

no, just think REALLY HARD


right now I'm thinking REALLY HARD about Rhonda Byrne's face collapsing on itself. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My crazy aunt got my daughter a Sylvia Brown book.  Now Keelin is sitting on the couch loudly tearing into the author.

I shall have to buy her Palin's book.  

Oh my god.

AND

record it!

[Dysnomia]

this book is like one big retarded infomercial, where all they do is repeat the same thing over and over and over and over and over and over again without anything backing up the info. 

In all seriousness, there's a bit of truth to it (and by a bit I mean like .09%, and the rest is crap lolll), because thinking positively about things can sometimes help improve people's moods, or inspire them to do things.  But me just thinking REALLY HARDDDDDDD about money without doing anything else isn't going to make me rich.   

[Xooxe]

I'm only on page 24, and already I want to hurl myself off the nearest cliff. 

You retroactively got the book commissioned in the first place. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

[Dysnomia]

I'm only on page 24, and already I want to hurl myself off the nearest cliff. 

You retroactively got the book commissioned in the first place. IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!

OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT



brb, gonna check out that cliff

[Bu🤠ns]

 

Apparently it's not even original but based on a book called "The Law of Attraction in the Thought World" by William Walker Atkinson who under many many pen names actually wrote a ton of other really stupid ass books and eventually pissed off a couple of Rosicrucians.

When you're done with The Secret you can read TLoAitTW here:
http://www.psitek.net/pages/PsiTekTV1.html

so maybe you should look for an another cliff in the meantime.

[Dysnomia]

Why is that not surprising?