Covering for Scott Lively

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Greetings, Friends:

In Scott Lively's absence, I will be conducting the Monday morning service.

First, I'd like to mention that Baby Jesus hates Europe, because they let smudgy people run loose, and they're all pack of sodomites anyway letting Gays marry and Norway.

Second, I'd also like to mention that if Jesus wanted poor people to have medicine, he'd have led by example and healed them himself, instead of instituting a commie European-style socialist state by removing the incentive for people to not get sick.  Some people have pointed out to me that Jesus DID heal the sick, but that only proves that the poor should be handled through charity.  When the government gets out of the way, the Churches can heal the lepers like the good old days.

Third, the Uganda thing.  Sure Scott called for state-sanctioned mass murder, but only of Gays or people who support their recruitment of that fine nation's youth with their loose music and rampant jenkem addictions.  It's better for them this way, if you ask God.  I know this because I DID ask God, and God told me, "Roger", he said, "I want you to go to Uganda with Scott, and make sure that every Godless Gay person's bones are properly crushed.  In My Mercy."

Oddly enough, God looks just like Pat Robertson, and smells like brimstone.

But at least he isn't attending Gay sex parties with Norwegians.

Thus endeth the sermon.  Tune in next week, when we discuss how Obama is actually a Muslim, how medical care for the poor is an emulation of Dachau, and how Baby Jesus wants us to drop napalm on preschools in Tehran.

[Cain]

Baby Jesus kind of sounds like a jerk...are you sure he's the Son of God?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Baby Jesus kind of sounds like a jerk...are you sure he's the Son of God?

If you've ever read Samuel or Leviticus, he's a chip off the old block.