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Started by hooplala, January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM

hooplala

I have no credentials, I didn't finish High School, and never went to any post secondary school... so I know basically nothing, but I'm mostly honest...

Save yourself the psychiatry bill and ask me.  I will answer you to the best of my ability at the moment I am answering... no question too trivial, no question too awkward...
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

LMNO

When did it all start going downhill?

Cramulus

What is the excel formula which will call text strings from other columns?

I want a formula which produces the following output:

"Unit <value from column D>, Reading <Value from Column E>, <value from column F>"

any idea how to do that?

Captain Utopia

Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

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What is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog?

hooplala

Quote from: LMNO on January 11, 2010, 07:27:53 PM
When did it all start going downhill?

When they stopped telling people that noses also grow during puberty.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Cramulus on January 11, 2010, 07:29:07 PM
What is the excel formula which will call text strings from other columns?

I want a formula which produces the following output:

"Unit <value from column D>, Reading <Value from Column E>, <value from column F>"

any idea how to do that?

I have no idea, I am very sorry.

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

Well, which city?
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: General Stuart on January 11, 2010, 07:32:26 PM
What is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog?

Ralston
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Captain Utopia

Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:36:31 PM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 11, 2010, 07:32:26 PM
What is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog?

Ralston

Holy shit that is a good name for a big lumpy English bulldog!
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

The Good Reverend Roger

Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

hooplala

Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:37:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on January 11, 2010, 07:35:50 PM
Quote from: FP on January 11, 2010, 07:29:53 PM
Where can I find decent weed in this damn city?

Well, which city?
Toronto, ideally within walking distance of Front/Spadina.

Oh right, I forgot you were in Toronto.

There is a small alley across from CityTV, often somewhat sketchy gentlemen stand around in there selling weed.  DO NOT SHOW THEM YOUR MONEY FIRST, no matter what they say.  it can be dangerous.  Wear a helmet.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 11, 2010, 07:38:46 PM
Whatever happened to Saturday night
When you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?
It don't seem the same since cosmic light
Came into my life, I thought I was divine...

I used to go for a ride with a chick who'd go
And listen to the music on the radio
A saxophone was blowin' on a rock & roll show.
You climbed in the back seat, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

My head used to swim from the perfume I smelled
My hands kind of fumbled with her white plastic belt
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick and that's when I'd melt
She'd whisper in my ear tonight she really was mine

Get back in front, put some hair oil on
Buddy Holly was singing his very last song.
It felt pretty good, oh, you really had a good time.

Hot patootie, bless my soul, I really love that rock 'n' roll.

Nostalgia grows with age, people almost always forget that it was never as good at the time as it seems to you later.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?