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Started by hooplala, January 11, 2010, 07:25:47 PM

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Cain

How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

minuspace

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Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?
A honda?

Eater of Clowns

This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2018, 02:05:01 PM
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?

Immune system reaction to counterfeit Mexico.
Molon Lube

EK WAFFLR

1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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minuspace

Quote from: EK WAFFLR on August 25, 2018, 06:00:06 PM
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?
1) lance, dilation, cuterage and aspiration.
2) Desetin nation Mars.

hooplala

Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

If I could hoop hoop? I want to be both outlandish and yet somewhat realistic with this answer.

Fifteen.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on August 25, 2018, 02:05:01 PM
This rash on my tits - exzema or just rackne?

It is a natural bodily reaction to the world around you. 

My advice is get in to it. Start wearing things that accentuate it. That rash is yours.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

Quote from: EK WAFFLR on August 25, 2018, 06:00:06 PM
1. How to deal with bacne?
2. What to do with horrible ex bosses?

A. See my advice to EoC above.
B. Concoct a letter on very impressive paper, add some sort of personal embossment if you have the time, funding, inclination. For the content of the letter I suggest something along the lines of "we have been watching you for some time, and we like what we see. You will be invited in by someone in a public space, at some time, by someone you do not know. When that time comes, show them this." Include something in the letter which has been marked in some manner, my suggestion is legal tender. A bill large enough to be taken seriously by someone in your ex-boss's position, yet not so large you inconvenience yourself too much. Make sure to stress that they MUST CARRY THIS IDENTIFIER ON THEIR PERSON AT ALL TIMES. Because they never know when an agent of your organization may approach them. Then, do nothing at all. Ever again. Allow this to remain a little pebble to irritate their subconscious for the rest of their life. If we are lucky, that pebble may grow in to a pearl.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

hooplala

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain

Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

If I could hoop hoop?

No, hoop hoops.  C'mon now, this isn't a convention for dyslexic juggalos.

Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Fifteen.

Impressive.

hooplala

Quote from: Cain on August 26, 2018, 07:11:18 PM
Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Quote from: Cain on August 25, 2018, 08:39:11 AM
How many hoops would hoopla hoop if a hoopla could hoop hoops?

If I could hoop hoop?

No, hoop hoops.  C'mon now, this isn't a convention for dyslexic juggalos.

Quote from: Hoopla on August 26, 2018, 04:27:38 PM
Fifteen.

Impressive.

That's an embarrassing typo.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Cain


chaotic neutral observer

What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

I'm asking for a friend.
Desine fata deum flecti sperare precando.

Doktor Howl

Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on August 26, 2018, 10:15:38 PM
What shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

I'm asking for a friend.

If profit him "the whole world", of course.
Molon Lube