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[ThatGreenGentleman]

i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out? 

Pills. Obviously.

[hooplala]

i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out? 

You don't.  We finally have him trapped.

Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean.  We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again.  Whew.  That was easier than I had feared it might be.

I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.

[Faust]

Can I have another question?  If so - at any one moment in time, does the number of potatoes in the world out-number the number of people in the world?

That's a difficult question, especially so because of the grey area where it is hard to distinguish between potato and person.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out? 

You don't.  We finally have him trapped.

Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean.  We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again.  Whew.  That was easier than I had feared it might be.

I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.

But he won't stop singing, and going "heehee!" plus if I get rid of my phone by doing what you said, you'll have to get me a new phone.

[hooplala]

i got  a question, if you think you can answer it. A few days ago my cell phone went all funky, and as i did not know what the heck was wrong with it, i came to the only conclusion i could get, and that is, Michael Jackson's ghost has posessed my phone. how do i get him out? 

You don't.  We finally have him trapped.

Put that phone in a box, tape it up tightly, toss it in ocean.  We will never have to fear the King of Pop's tirade of power in the afterlife ever again.  Whew.  That was easier than I had feared it might be.

I'm glad I started this thread, think of all the good I can do.

But he won't stop singing, and going "heehee!" plus if I get rid of my phone by doing what you said, you'll have to get me a new phone.

No, that's not how this works.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

oh yeah, I've recently discovered why my dad keeps shaving his head. It's because of an invisible squirrel that's trying to give him an STD of some sorts. Should I remove it, or let it be?

[Suu]

Spiny Norman?!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

who?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Spiny Norman?!

Dinsdale?!

[0]

He really knew how to treat a female impersonator.

[E.O.T.]

EITHER

         

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OR, 0R,

         

         

[E.O.T.]

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[Captain Utopia]

Hoops - WTF is this shit? ^^

[E.O.T.]

Hoops - WTF is this shit? ^^

EITHER

          spiny norman

OR

          The moonwalk

OR,0R

          Dinsdale

OR.0r,OR,

          Michael Jackson cellphone

OR,OR,0R,OR

          DUH!

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          Why are you asking HOOPLA?