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Don't Set Your Sights TOO High, Little Johnny

Started by Sister_Gothique, January 13, 2010, 10:29:07 PM

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#15
January 14, 2010, 12:55:24 AM
"BILL O'REILLY: WITH EXTREME SHUTTING UP ACTION AND RETRACTABLE MICROPHONE! INCRIMINATING SEXUAL MESSAGES TO INTERNS SOLD SEPARATELY!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
January 14, 2010, 12:56:19 AM
Quote from: General Stuart on January 14, 2010, 12:55:24 AM
"BILL O'REILLY: WITH EXTREME SHUTTING UP ACTION AND RETRACTABLE MICROPHONE! INCRIMINATING SEXUAL MESSAGES TO INTERNS SOLD SEPARATELY!"

NOW WITH EXTREME ASS VIBRATORS!


BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
January 14, 2010, 01:00:17 AM
I used to:

1. Have doll funerals
2. Smash rocks
3. Sharpen sticks
4. Make fires
5. Make fishing poles out of sticks, yarn and safety pins
6. Convince my friends to jump off of things in an attempt to "fly".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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January 14, 2010, 01:10:54 AM Last Edit: January 14, 2010, 01:13:38 AM by General Stuart
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 14, 2010, 01:00:17 AM
I used to:

1. Have doll funerals
2. Smash rocks
3. Sharpen sticks
4. Make fires
5. Make fishing poles out of sticks, yarn and safety pins
6. Convince my friends to jump off of things in an attempt to "fly".

I know.

We all did, Nigel. And now the parents of the current generation (I know there will be exceptions, DO NOT JUMP ON ME FOR WHAT I AM ABOUT TO SAY), the majority of caretakers of the FUTURE of the world, have folded and caved in to marketing and the media. They have bred a nation of fat, ignorant little turds who have tuned in and dropped out. Want to know who's really responsible for this pathetic offering to good old terra? Here they are in black and white: The very people from whom these so-called mature and caring adults purchased that "ding-fries-are-done" playset.

Thanks for providing us with some plastic autism and pixelated ASS-BURGERS!

ASS   BURGERS!

enjoy your soon to be obsolete video game systems, super sized value meals, and years of self loathing blamed on your parents.

Sorry, children. I've simply lost faith in the lot of you.

Dysnomia

#19
January 14, 2010, 01:35:42 AM
When I was a kid I played horsie, beheaded Ken because he 'displeased me', made a Joan of Arc out of Barbie, and would tie myself up a lot before escaping (or laying around on my floor lol).  
It's all fun and games, till someone gets herpes.

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#20
January 14, 2010, 01:42:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 14, 2010, 01:35:42 AM
When I was a kid I played horsie, beheaded Ken because he 'displeased me', made a Joan of Arc out of Barbie, and would tie myself up a lot before escaping (or laying around on my floor lol). 
:lulz: :lulz: .. trying to imagine it now.

I had a pet weed that I wanted to take care of, but I over-watered (not knowing at the time) it and thought to myself it'd never go firsty again and it would be very happy.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Nast

#21
January 14, 2010, 01:47:43 AM
As a 90s child, I played with beanie babies. My brother and I had developed a mythos surrounding their fictional adventures. Um, and video games. Lots of video games.
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Johnny

#22
January 14, 2010, 02:01:13 AM
Quote from: NotPublished on January 14, 2010, 01:42:02 AM
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on January 14, 2010, 01:35:42 AM
When I was a kid I played horsie, beheaded Ken because he 'displeased me', made a Joan of Arc out of Barbie, and would tie myself up a lot before escaping (or laying around on my floor lol). 
:lulz: :lulz: .. trying to imagine it now.

I had a pet weed that I wanted to take care of, but I over-watered (not knowing at the time) it and thought to myself it'd never go firsty again and it would be very happy.

If there was an weed adoption program id like to be the thirst in line.

Although i could just walk into any abandoned terrain and do so.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

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#23
January 14, 2010, 02:15:52 AM
 :lulz: :lulz:

I hadn't used the word thirst or first in awhile so I got them confused :(
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

NotPublished

#24
January 14, 2010, 02:25:19 AM
Quote from: Nasturtiums on January 14, 2010, 01:47:43 AM
As a 90s child, I played with beanie babies. My brother and I had developed a mythos surrounding their fictional adventures. Um, and video games. Lots of video games.

beanie babies! My mum used to make those they were awesome to play with. I kinda want one now =/
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
January 14, 2010, 03:11:58 AM
Quote from: Sister_Gothique on January 13, 2010, 10:29:07 PM

Wtf, America?!

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

:horrormirth:  or  :lulz:, I'm up for any program!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
January 14, 2010, 03:13:27 AM
I had toy guns, a Tonka truck or three, and myriad fake (  :evilmad: ) swords, etc.

My parents were traditionalists, and understood that a child has to have a working knowledge of violence.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Jasper

#27
January 14, 2010, 03:19:46 AM
I remember a friend of mine and I got a pair of those cap guns (the ones that make a loud bang with small charges of flash powder), and practiced having traditional duels with them.  We would count to ten, take ten steps, then turn and shoot.  It was awesome.

Eater of Clowns

#28
January 14, 2010, 03:21:03 AM
I had a Tonka dump truck made out of steel.  I rode on the back like a skateboard when I was three, and it popped up and sliced open my chin.  I needed 8 stitches.

Toys don't include enough metal these days.
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#29
January 14, 2010, 03:34:16 AM
When I was younger there used to be this awesome bush land I could visit, me and friends used to go bike riding there ... I went back there around 8 years later and its blocked off =/
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.
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