Mass run of my shirts, cheap for PDers! ORDERS CLOSED.

[LMNO]

'Sok, Dok.  I aim for the tentacles, mostly.


HEAR THAT, SQUID!?

[Doktor Howl]

'Sok, Dok.  I aim for the tentacles, mostly.


HEAR THAT, SQUID!?

Good.  Because my interim review is this afternoon, and the last thing I need right now is that bug-eyed look.  You know the one.

[LMNO]

...keep in mind that the hairs surrounding your asshole are mighty thick, Dok.  Most of it being follicle, I might add.

[Doktor Howl]

...keep in mind that the hairs surrounding your asshole are mighty thick, Dok.  Most of it being follicle, I might add.

I wouldn't know.  I haven't seen my asshole since 1982, and I doubt I ever will again, barring the reintroduction of Agent Orange.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

[LMNO]

I have specialized knowlegde.



Keep it greasy, kemosabe.





LMNO
-so far around the bend, has just referenced Zappa.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

[Doktor Howl]

I have specialized knowlegde.



Keep it greasy, kemosabe.





LMNO
-so far around the bend, has just referenced Zappa.

I have a bug amongst my bugs?

EEELLLLLLLLLLEMMMMMMENNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
\

[Doktor Howl]

Makes ya feel all dirty, right?  In the bad way?

Me, too.

Dok,
May or may not be nekkid in his office.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

I... 


          ... uh


???

[Doktor Howl]

I... 


          ... uh


???

Fortunately, I have a disability, and cannot be held accountable for my depravity, at least not by my employer.

But I kid.  It wouldn't be fair to the help, even if it would make Filthy Assistant throw himself into the digester.  Of course, that would make the calcium in our product spike, and that would seriously fuck up our numbers for the month and make the sales guy all grumpy.

So, yeah, it's best if I keep my pance on and just leer suggestively at the rather homophobic Filthy Assistant until he decides to go check on stock for the next 3 hours.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I has shirts! I can't wait to modify. They are awesome, Suu!

[LMNO]

I... 


          ... uh


???

Not surprisingly, NEW TARGET AQUIRED.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

 

[NotPublished]

Whoo! They came in this morning (quicker than I thought?) and saved me from my dreams of being raped and beaten repeatedly by the Talibans.

The shirts look fucking awesome!

[LMNO]

This dream... did they have BEARDS!?