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ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« on: January 16, 2010, 06:11:34 pm »
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/strangling-internet-teenagers-choking/Article/201001115515187

Yep.
That's my cousin the guy on the top.

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2010, 06:16:45 pm »
Yeah, kids used to do that at my school all the time. Called them "Blackies" (for "blacking out", I assume, as opposed to the casually racist connotation the generation before us would have given that word).

I laughed my ass off at them.

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2010, 06:23:26 pm »
Truth be told, right now as far as I can tell it's not as big as a deal as the article would have you believe, as least where I live. And as much as I hate to defend my cousin,  the video  they took the picture from was his "Martial-Arts" friend testing chokeholds on him, which it stated in the description.  But it's the media. They're not going to give up a good story for facts
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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2010, 06:46:10 pm »
Certainly not Sky. Which is, kinda, our Fox. (Well, it's owned by Rupert Murdoch too anyway).

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2010, 08:06:32 pm »

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2010, 08:25:21 pm »
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Children are copying what they see in the videos and think they'll get a similar high to taking drugs.
Simple solution - give out free drugs to teenage schoolchildren. They already get free condoms, why not complete the party?

To the Conservative Mind, I bet there is little to no difference, both being equally abhorrent.

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2010, 08:29:21 pm »
LSD flavoured condoms.

If you're going to do something to outrage people, do it right.

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2010, 09:00:52 pm »
I like the way your mind works  :)

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2010, 03:05:25 am »
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/strangling-internet-teenagers-choking/Article/201001115515187

Yep.
That's my cousin the guy on the top.

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ive done that.
got slapped around by responsible adult soon after.
big dude.
ow.
also a great guy to drink tequila or smoke weed with. (this was a couple of years later)
that guy is hardcore, he wanted to know what flesheating bacteria actually did to you so when he sprained his left ankle and got infected right foot he declined antibiotics for 2 months.
he kinda scares me :P
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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2010, 04:26:01 pm »
This was an initiation rite at my primary school. You did the hyperventilating, then someone strangled you then, when you blacked out everyone kicked the shit out of you.

Then someone dropped the dude who'd just passed out on his head and he went into a coma and fucked it up for everybody. :argh!:
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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2010, 10:20:54 pm »
This was an initiation rite at my primary school. You did the hyperventilating, then someone strangled you then, when you blacked out everyone kicked the shit out of you.

Then someone dropped the dude who'd just passed out on his head and he went into a coma and fucked it up for everybody. :argh!:

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2010, 10:48:58 pm »
This was an initiation rite at my primary school. You did the hyperventilating, then someone strangled you then, when you blacked out everyone kicked the shit out of you.

Then someone dropped the dude who'd just passed out on his head and he went into a coma and fucked it up for everybody. :argh!:

Raising a child in Scotland sounds GREAT.

I hear they swim in giant deep fat fryers for phys ed class.

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2010, 11:19:11 pm »
that wall isn't high enough...
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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2010, 11:53:30 pm »
I hear they swim in giant deep fat fryers for phys ed class.

Impossible! That would end with cannibalism.

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Re: ATTN UK SPAGS: My cousin knows not what he does
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2010, 09:09:29 am »
Auto-cannibalism, probably.