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Started by ThatGreenGentleman, January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM

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Nast

Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 18, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Also generally when some annoying as hell noob comes along they will shit on a rant. HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Don't let it bother you

Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."

I meant no disrespect to you (The OP.)

This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?

You wouldn't, you're are absolutely right.

JUST STOP ALREADY
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?

Actually, this is a little more than that.  This is a collection of people who have been writing/shopping together for as long as 8 years.  I can't speak for anyone else, but I consider most of these people my friends, even if I have only met a dozen or so of them IRL.

So when a stranger comes in and shits all over everything, yeah, it bothers me. 

There.  You have accomplished your one aim...to troll.  You can move along, now.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM

Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."

That is the only thing you've said so far that is correct.

You are a noob.  Why are you shitting all over a good rant?  If you don't like it, then write something yourself!  Otherwise, just STFU and let it go. 

Damn.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 09:55:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 18, 2010, 02:08:25 PM
Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 02:59:40 AM
You are far too involved which that you rant about.

Why is that a bad thing?

Because it impedes the ability to view the issues objectively?

Because being this involved is very needlessly taxing on time and energy? (especially on things which you claim to hate.)

Have you ever heard of the concept of "lurking more"? It basically means that if you read for a while without posting, you will become more familiar with forum social codes and format, and you won't make silly faux pas' like failing to realize that "Or Kill Me" is the section for passionate ranting. Sort of like Bring & Brag, but with more gland. By mistaking it for some kind of debate forum, you are merely making an ass of yourself.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dot Ardella on January 18, 2010, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Pariah? on January 18, 2010, 10:36:35 PM
Also generally when some annoying as hell noob comes along they will shit on a rant. HAPPENED TO ME TWICE. Don't let it bother you

Yes, I am an "annoying as hell noob."

I meant no disrespect to you (The OP.)

This is a forum, why would you let it bother you?

You wouldn't, you're are absolutely right.

Many of us are friends who hang out or talk on the phone regularly IRL. Some of us have dated/are dating each other. Some of us are even related to each other. A lot of us who have never met mail things to each other, work on projects with each other, and email or text each other regularly. So your flippancy in saying "this is a forum, why would you let it bother you?" reveals a lot about how little you have bothered to learn about this place before posting.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


ThatGreenGentleman

Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.

:cuntpunch:
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Fuquad

Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 02:45:45 AM
Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.

:cuntpunch:

This Mr. Rogers?

THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

ThatGreenGentleman

Quote from: Fuquad on January 20, 2010, 03:04:21 AM
Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 02:45:45 AM
Hey Dot Ardella, if you don't like my rant then fine, but don't comment unless it's something nice that will give me the warm fuzzies. If you feel the need to shit all over my first rant because you want to prove something, then that just means you've sealed your fate, and you are now on my top 5 hate list. You're right after Mr. Rogers, you should feel special. Oh, and Dot Ardella, you've just been cunt punched betch.

:cuntpunch:

This Mr. Rogers?



jes, that Mr. Rogers, he is number 3 on my "Must Destroy" list.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

Shai Hulud

Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:31:28 AM

jes, that Mr. Rogers, he is number 3 on my "Must Destroy" list.

I would like to see the entire list, please.

Fuquad

THE WORST FORUM ON THE INTERNET

Bu🤠ns

Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 17, 2010, 05:53:13 AM
I'm pissed at the world. Always have been and always will. The only reason why i put up with shitbags, also known as "humans", is because I need someone to write some stories for me, and people to make some songs that I will actually want to listen to. And none of that crappy stuff like Hannah Montana and the idiots named Jonas brothers, cause if I could, I would have them pull boulders from one side of the country to other until they drop dead from hunger and exhaustion, and it would all be for my amusement, because if I'm gonna be stuck on a planet filled with idiots, I might as well make it entertaining. So yeah, go ahead and call me the psychotic bitch who has called dibs on snuffing out her own dad, I don't give a fuck. I'm already pretty sure I'm insane, I've been pondering if I am for the past few months, and I like the idea of being insane, so now I have a really good reason why I hate the world and its inhabitants. Just thinking about how I have to share an entire planet with complete and utter idiots makes get ulcers, and that ANNOYS me. The thought of more than 150 people being born every minute makes me want to puke on Sarah Palin, because her stupidity just amazes me, and I've even read the first few pages of her book, and I thought, "If she actually thinks that this book is the best thing since she named one of children 'Trig'" then she is the number one idiot that i can think of on the spot.
  Something else that pisses me off is men who don't have the dignity to screw their wife at least once a year, and then their wives have to go out and buy dildos and vibraters, and then just leave it in the bathrooms for their kids to see it. New Jersey is now my new enemy, because they rejected gay marriage, but then again, no one even likes New Jersey, and that is why I plan to blow up New Jersey, and then laugh my ass off until I puke out bladder, and then a random zebra comes and eats it, then gives birth to a lion that eats it. If I was the last person on the earth, and for whatever reason god thinks it would be funny to have someone else too, I would make that person do my laundry, then slip cyanide into their drink, and sip some tea while I watch them try to puke it up, but by the time they found out that they had been poisoned they'd be dead. Now that I think about, another reason why I put up with people, is so I can have some orange juice. But SOMEONE in my house drank the last of it, and now there's only the orange juice with too much pulp in it...

Somebody better get me some orange juice. That means now, before i squish your heads with really oversized elephants of doom.

  :crankey:



Well, I just read the OP so I apologize if this facet was covered but I thought it worked real well.  It had that rawness that was just UNG! in your FACE.  Its a bit unlike those more constructed rants.  It's like GODDAMN I FUCKING FELT THIS WAY TOO MOTHERFUCKER.  Today even...it's comforting to know I'm not alone.

:mittens:

ThatGreenGentleman

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ThatGreenGentleman

You're getting old, we'll just see if you're rickety bones can keep up.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: ThatGreenGentleman on January 20, 2010, 03:47:43 AM
You're getting old, we'll just see if you're rickety bones can keep up.

Why, you snot-nosed little punk!  :tgrr:

(waves cane menacingly)

(coughs consumptively)

:gheyforum:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.