I'm pissed at the world.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

Like father, like daughter.  And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.

Or so she SAYS.  

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left.  

[Freeky]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

Like father, like daughter.  And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.

Or so she SAYS.  

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left.  

This is healthy family dynamics?

[ThatGreenGentleman]

My "Must Destroy" List.

1. TGRR
2. My Grandfather
3. Mr. Rogers
4. Dot Ardella (number 4 changes a lot so...)
5. Everybody else

Roger, you've created a monster. Well done!

Like father, like daughter.  And she really plans to kill me, unlike you lazy bastards.

Or so she SAYS.  

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left.  

This is healthy family dynamics?

For us, then yes, yes it is.

[Freeky]

Well, at least you all are happy. I suppose.

[NotPublished]

Its like the Adams family, they were happy. They are cool!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

The Adams family is full of amazing and win.

[Freeky]

Yes. 

[.]

Took me a while to actually get around to reading this and the thread. Nice job on the rant. It's pure unadulterated hatred. Keep it up.

[Payne]

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. 

Prediction: TGG will be one cold hearted super-bitch femme fatale ice queen when she's all growed up.

She won't stop at Roger. She'll get Cram on his dialysis machine (we all know his diabetes rage stems from the fact that he is himself secretly diabetic). She'll get LMNO at the sperm donor bank (not depositing, collecting). She'll get Richter as he kneels for "prayer" in a .... "chapel" of his own design.

And many many more.

And ALL of them will deserve it, for a given value of deserve.

[Bebek Sincap Ratatosk]

100% awesome on the OP rant. I endorse Hateshit: The Next Generation

[Jenne]

I plan to kill you eventually, it's just that right now, I'm dependent on you because I have no intention of getting a job until I've graduated college. Enjoy you're last few years OLD MAN, because I do plan to pull the plug on you when you're too old to be left alone, and I do not plan on taking care of you in your VERY old age either. So, enjoy what time you have left. 

Prediction: TGG will be one cold hearted super-bitch femme fatale ice queen when she's all growed up.

She won't stop at Roger. She'll get Cram on his dialysis machine (we all know his diabetes rage stems from the fact that he is himself secretly diabetic). She'll get LMNO at the sperm donor bank (not depositing, collecting). She'll get Richter as he kneels for "prayer" in a .... "chapel" of his own design.

And many many more.

And ALL of them will deserve it, for a given value of deserve.

  and , TGG!  Great first hateshitting rant.  Rog is right to be proud!

[ThatGreenGentleman]

jes, he should be proud and afraid at the same time. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

jes, he should be proud and afraid at the same time. 

I am proud, yet unafraid.  As you say, I have 10 years before you can afford to kill me.

[ThatGreenGentleman]

Instead of a Roger Burger, would eating a Roger Taco be okay? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Instead of a Roger Burger, would eating a Roger Taco be okay? 

I am not totally comfortable with the idea of a Roger taco.