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Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, January 17, 2010, 06:39:14 PM

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January 17, 2010, 06:39:14 PM Last Edit: January 20, 2010, 09:42:38 PM by v=1/3πr²h
Sorry, guys: I'm removing everything that I am submitting for publication. Not to be a jerk, just to cover my ass.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1
January 17, 2010, 06:42:24 PM
That's just a first draft, I think it needs to be expanded a bit.

I am also stewing around "When Mommy Can't Sleep."
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nast

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January 17, 2010, 09:26:06 PM
Man, that was depressing. :horrormirth:

"Sometimes, Mommy can't sleep.

So she asks me to pour her a glass of wine."
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
January 17, 2010, 09:43:53 PM Last Edit: January 17, 2010, 09:46:43 PM by The Right Reverend Nigel
 :lulz: Thanks, it's what I do.

"When Mommy Can't Sleep" starts out,

When Mommy can't sleep, she tosses and turns a lot.

Sometimes, when Mommy can't sleep, she cries. I can hear her through the wall.

When I asked her, she said she was crying because she was so frustrated about not being able to fall asleep.

When Mommy can't sleep, sometimes she gets up and sits on the porch.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Captain Utopia

#4
January 17, 2010, 11:33:36 PM
Wow! Maybe it's just all the childrens books I've been reading lately, but this stuff really resonates and then leaves me feeling slightly stunned. But I can't stop reading it regardless. Awesome work.

NotPublished

#5
January 17, 2010, 11:38:07 PM
Oh my god that made me sad argh
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#6
January 17, 2010, 11:43:01 PM
 :sad:  geh


well written, i like it, but i'm sad now.

maybe i'm getting c lose to menopause. i'm sad at everything lately.

"the soap bubble popped and now it's DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD! WHAAAAAAAA"

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
January 17, 2010, 11:44:45 PM
"Just-So Stories for a New Century."

Somewhere, Rudyard Kipling is chewing the rotten remains of his arms off.  Well done.

TGRR,
Knows we have to traumatize the little bastards if they're to have any chance at all.
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

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January 18, 2010, 08:29:45 AM
We need a "hollow laugh" smiley.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

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January 18, 2010, 02:09:11 PM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on January 18, 2010, 08:29:45 AM
We need a "hollow laugh" smiley.

I have just the thing, but it will have to wait until I get home.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
January 18, 2010, 05:20:52 PM Last Edit: January 18, 2010, 05:23:03 PM by The Good Reverend Roger
Someone get this shit out of my thread.

EDIT:  Done.

- Roger
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#11
January 18, 2010, 05:29:38 PM
 :mittens:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
January 18, 2010, 06:32:35 PM
Thanks TGRR!  :)
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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