BREAKING: Christian Group Lend Aid to Haiti With... SOLAR POWERED BIBLES!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/earthquake-survivors-get-solar-powered-bibles/story-e6frfku0-1225821184929

Good thing they're sending these instead of medical supplies or food rations, amirite?
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[Cain]

At least with manual bibles they could eat the paper, if they got really hungry.

[NotPublished]

Or toilet paper, or fuel for fire..

Shit. Solar powered bibles... I kinda want one.

[Dimocritus]

 
How I abhor christians.

[Remington]

How I abhor christians.

Please don't lump all the Christians in with these idiots. It's the same logical fallacy that many Christians use when they say that atheists are unfeeling, baby-killing monsters.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How I abhor christians.

All of them?

[the last yatto]

maybe if they had a bible they wont be tempted by hell to go looting

[Dimocritus]

How I abhor christians.

All of them?

I suppose not all of them. Mostly Roman Catholics. My folks are RC's, and we get along pretty good. But on the other hand, I feel like alot of people that consider themselves RC these days are really Protestants or Agnostics, but because they were raised "Roman Catholic" they think that's what they are. Too much lying and hypocrosy for me. And it doesn't help that I just finished a West. Civ. class and history is a terrible character witness for christianity. Not to mention the whole thing's steeped in so much secrecy and bullshit. Anything that avoids being upfront should be avoided, IMO. Really, though? Bibles for an earthquake? What a waste of resources. You don't see anyone else sending Holy books instead of, y'know, fresh water.

Dimo-
Admitedly, doesn't know a whole lot about it.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How I abhor christians.

All of them?

I suppose not all of them. Mostly Roman Catholics. My folks are RC's, and we get along pretty good. But on the other hand, I feel like alot of people that consider themselves RC these days are really Protestants or Agnostics, but because they were raised "Roman Catholic" they think that's what they are. Too much lying and hypocrosy for me. And it doesn't help that I just finished a West. Civ. class and history is a terrible character witness for christianity. Not to mention the whole thing's steeped in so much secrecy and bullshit. Anything that avoids being upfront should be avoided, IMO. Really, though? Bibles for an earthquake? What a waste of resources. You don't see anyone else sending Holy books instead of, y'know, fresh water.

Dimo-
Admitedly, doesn't know a whole lot about it.

I don't have much use for Christianity as an institution, but I don't hate Christians themselves any more than I hate any of the other filthy, stinking, self-polluting monkeys on this miserable mudball we call Earth.

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

How I abhor christians.

All of them?

I suppose not all of them. Mostly Roman Catholics. My folks are RC's, and we get along pretty good. But on the other hand, I feel like alot of people that consider themselves RC these days are really Protestants or Agnostics, but because they were raised "Roman Catholic" they think that's what they are. Too much lying and hypocrosy for me. And it doesn't help that I just finished a West. Civ. class and history is a terrible character witness for christianity. Not to mention the whole thing's steeped in so much secrecy and bullshit. Anything that avoids being upfront should be avoided, IMO. Really, though? Bibles for an earthquake? What a waste of resources. You don't see anyone else sending Holy books instead of, y'know, fresh water.

Dimo-
Admitedly, doesn't know a whole lot about it.

I don't have much use for Christianity as an institution, but I don't hate Christians themselves any more than I hate any of the other filthy, stinking, self-polluting monkeys on this miserable mudball we call Earth.

This!

[Dimocritus]

How I abhor christians.

All of them?

I suppose not all of them. Mostly Roman Catholics. My folks are RC's, and we get along pretty good. But on the other hand, I feel like alot of people that consider themselves RC these days are really Protestants or Agnostics, but because they were raised "Roman Catholic" they think that's what they are. Too much lying and hypocrosy for me. And it doesn't help that I just finished a West. Civ. class and history is a terrible character witness for christianity. Not to mention the whole thing's steeped in so much secrecy and bullshit. Anything that avoids being upfront should be avoided, IMO. Really, though? Bibles for an earthquake? What a waste of resources. You don't see anyone else sending Holy books instead of, y'know, fresh water.

Dimo-
Admitedly, doesn't know a whole lot about it.

I don't have much use for Christianity as an institution, but I don't hate Christians themselves any more than I hate any of the other filthy, stinking, self-polluting monkeys on this miserable mudball we call Earth.

I can get behind that.

[Fuquad]

Anything that avoids being upfront should be avoided, IMO.

Care to explain how this falls in line with the concept of KYFMS?

[Cain]

It could be worse...they could be providing gun scopes with engraved Bible phrases on them to Haitians, and sending solar-powered Bibles to the troops in Iraq and Afghanistan.

[Pariah]

According to their website, the Proclaimer is "self-powered and can play the Bible in the jungle, desert or ... even on the moon!"

CHRISTIAN GROUP PLANNING TO SEND HAITIAN REFUGEES TO THE MOON!

[Freeky]

Think how please Pat Robertson may be about this. It'll be a chance for those devil worshippers to see the light and redeem their souls.