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[Fuquad]

Anything that avoids being upfront should be avoided, IMO.

Care to explain how this falls in line with the concept of KYFMS?

There's a difference between keeping your mouth shut and being deceptive.

So in a KYFMS situation if you were asked if you did something you'd admit it? If asked if you had any knowledge about the situation you would spill?

If the Catholic Church was being upfront about the horrible business they are involved with would it make it ok? One of my neighbors is upfront about his racism, am I being to hash in my avoidance of him?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So in a KYFMS situation if you were asked if you did something you'd admit it?

Fuck no.  Deny everything.  Don't give the bastards an inch.

[Suu]

My parents changed their minds when I was in high school after my name had already been sent to the Vatican. So somewhere over there, is my name and the saint name that I picked "Felicity" in some sort of master record of every confirmed Catholic in the world. I think the Bishop may have implanted a microchip with the Holy Vaseline or something...and then when the time is right, all of us wayward Catholics will be under some sort of mind control and form up against the rest of the world.

I, for one, welcome our overlord in the dress and funny hat.

Because the whole outfit makes him an easier target???

No, because I hate people, and the concept of original sin is deserved by anyone dumb enough to believe in it.

Original Sin was made up by Paul in his letters to the Romans as a way to sell Christianity. Jesus had nothing to do with it. Obviously it didn't work then because The Romans ended up killing him and St. Peter when they were in Rome. But Paul was a Roman Citizen so he had a merciful beheading at Nero's orders, Peter got the ass end of the stick and got crucified upside down.

Moral of the story is, don't go blabbing about some bullshit to sell your religion in a land that's bigger and badder than you, because they don't give a fuck.

-Suu
Yes Virginia, Bibilical History is actually quite fun!

[Fuquad]

So in a KYFMS situation if you were asked if you did something you'd admit it?

Fuck no.  Deny everything.  Don't give the bastards an inch.

But, Roger, wouldn't that be practicing deception?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

So in a KYFMS situation if you were asked if you did something you'd admit it?

Fuck no.  Deny everything.  Don't give the bastards an inch.

But, Roger, wouldn't that be practicing deception?

Yes.  Yes, it would, and I would do so cheerfully, and sleep like a baby.

[Dimocritus]

Withholding information IS NOT LYING. I would keep my mouth shut. I would NOT make shit up. Maybe I should have been clearer. It's the LIES that put me off about Christianity... in general.

[Mangrove]

1. Sending religious books to diaster zones.

I believe that following the 2005 Tsunami, some less than bright individuals loyal to the 'Kabbalah Centre' sent copies of 'the Zohar'. All of it....in Hebrew. (It was either Madonna or Britney)


2. Getting unconsecrated.

IIRC - the great PDer Vincent Verthaine petitioned the Catholic Church to be 'delisted' and his request was granted. It would seem that it is possible to be given a certificate of heathenism.

[Suu]

I actually don't want to be delisted, just in case. Wouldn't it be hysterical if only confirmed Catholics go in the Rapture? I could act as a spy in heaven for Roger.

[NotPublished]

Its always good having the back up plans + someone should always be on the inside to sneak the rest in


... Suu have I told you I love you?

[hooplala]

Original Sin was made up by Paul in his letters to the Romans as a way to sell Christianity. Jesus had nothing to do with it. Obviously it didn't work then because The Romans ended up killing him and St. Peter when they were in Rome. But Paul was a Roman Citizen so he had a merciful beheading at Nero's orders, Peter got the ass end of the stick and got crucified upside down.

He could have been crucified normally, he asked to be nailed upside down.

[Nast]

Original Sin was made up by Paul in his letters to the Romans as a way to sell Christianity. Jesus had nothing to do with it. Obviously it didn't work then because The Romans ended up killing him and St. Peter when they were in Rome. But Paul was a Roman Citizen so he had a merciful beheading at Nero's orders, Peter got the ass end of the stick and got crucified upside down.

He could have been crucified normally, he asked to be nailed upside down.

Of course. It's common knowledge that no one could ever be hung like Jesus.

[hooplala]

Original Sin was made up by Paul in his letters to the Romans as a way to sell Christianity. Jesus had nothing to do with it. Obviously it didn't work then because The Romans ended up killing him and St. Peter when they were in Rome. But Paul was a Roman Citizen so he had a merciful beheading at Nero's orders, Peter got the ass end of the stick and got crucified upside down.

He could have been crucified normally, he asked to be nailed upside down.

Of course. It's common knowledge that no one could ever be hung like Jesus.

[Fuquad]

Withholding information IS NOT LYING.  I would keep my mouth shut. I would NOT make shit up.  Maybe I should have been clearer. It's the LIES that put me off about Christianity... in general.

Now you're no longer arguing for the claim that I first addressed. I guess that conversation is over.

[Suu]

Peter and Paul were the original corruptors of the church. Paul was also responsible for all the misogyny. He was a gnostic and a piece of shit and known to argue with Peter. He's believed to be from the house of Herod, so of course he'd be trying to fuck things up.

[hooplala]

Peter and Paul were the original corruptors of the church. Paul was also responsible for all the misogyny. He was a gnostic and a piece of shit and known to argue with Peter. He's believed to be from the house of Herod, so of course he'd be trying to fuck things up.

Agreed.  Paul was a major douche.