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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by -Kel-, January 20, 2010, 08:28:57 PM

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BluTakDuck

#15
January 21, 2010, 04:49:25 AM

Board up all your windows. Or make all cats except yours extinct. The first one is easier.
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Dysfunctional Cunt

#16
January 21, 2010, 05:13:45 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on January 21, 2010, 04:43:17 AM
What we do--- look outside to see what the hubbubb is about, sigh, spray the cat with the squirt bottle for fun, chuckle, let him keep doing it

TITCM!

Freeky

#17
January 21, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
you should punish your cathubby



with whips

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Jean-Lustine d'Hadamard

#18
January 21, 2010, 06:21:29 PM
Quote from: Cain on January 20, 2010, 09:25:03 PMIt is virtually impossible to break a cat of any habit, it will just become sneakier in how it goes about it.
Seems like a worthy goal in itself.
"But one intelligence source we know suggests that an injection of a tiny amount of pure nicotine in the anus has the result of killing someone without leaving a mark. We're still trying to get to the bottom of this." --- Robert Eringer, On Marilyn, the Illuminati, and the Father of Our Country, The Investigator, 14 February 2009

Suu

#19
January 21, 2010, 06:28:04 PM
Quote from: Mistress Freeky on January 21, 2010, 05:26:56 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 20, 2010, 10:48:28 PM
you should punish your stubby



with whips

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How I read it.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

LMNO

#20
January 21, 2010, 06:35:21 PM
I love how this board has sort of a reverse osmosis thing going.


LMNO
-dirty mind, dirty board; dirty board, dirty mind.

Iason Ouabache

#21
January 22, 2010, 12:32:39 AM
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/600308

QuoteToday, I went to pick my cat up off the counter. He was having a staring contest with a squirrel. I put him back down. MLIA

So there ya go...
You cannot fathom the immensity of the fuck i do not give.
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