BREAKING: Sitting Down Will KILL YOU!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/canadianpress/article/ALeqM5hCRoATloJDr4ZHghsCBCUSJhKpPw

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

OSHIT IMA DIE 

- currently sitting

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I'm all kinds of not-going-to-die.

StD,
has a reclining office chair.

[Freeky]

I'm all kinds of not-going-to-die.

StD,
has a reclining office chair.

YUO HAS COMFORTABLE NOT KILLING CHAIR, YUO CHEATER!

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

I'm all kinds of not-going-to-die.

StD,
has a reclining office chair.

YUO HAS COMFORTABLE NOT KILLING CHAIR, YUO CHEATER!

You have no idea how comfortable my office chairs are.

Yeah, chairs. Plural.

My office office chair is fucking awesome.

My home office chair is even more awesome.

I also have 4 flights of stairs about 10 feet from my office door and very long hallways I can run  up and down at my leisure without anyone questioning me about it. I also have a hammock at work. My employer paid for it.

[Freeky]

JEALOUSY!!!!

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

HAMMOCK??!?!?!?!?!?! assbag

[Freeky]

HAMMOCK??!?!?!?!?!?! assbag

I was gonna call him a whore. 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

 

They also furnished an espresso machine.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT 

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

...this would probably be a bad time to bring up the 42" LCD, parking spot and sound systems...

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

 

[Rumckle]

A hammock!?

Who do you work for?
This Guy?

[Freeky]

No more 'gonna' about it, I am calling you a whore now!  

[Shibboleet The Annihilator]

A hammock!?

Who do you work for?
This Guy?

...actually, that's not too far off.