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Should Slanket sacrifice himself to WOMP?

Yes.
17 (43.6%)
No.
1 (2.6%)
It doesn't matter, Slanket will never post a real picture of himself.
5 (12.8%)
I think he already has posted a real picture of himself, however obscure it might be.
7 (17.9%)
Slanket is actually a celebrity and his picture is already readily available on the Internets.
2 (5.1%)
He already posted a Slanketboner, who cares after that?
7 (17.9%)

Total Members Voted: 39

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2010, 04:53:10 pm »
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.

A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).

What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?

Yes. And IIRC you once did post a picture of yourself but it was incredibly blurry or your face was obscure by a flash or something.

and even then, that one might have been a fake :)

It was, the only posters who know what I actually look like are the ones who have met me in real life and I'm not going to tell who they are.

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2010, 10:03:48 pm »
SCUSE ME WHERE ARE THE TITS?  :argh!:

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2010, 10:52:28 pm »
SCUSE ME WHERE ARE THE TITS?  :argh!:

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2010, 10:57:37 pm »
as usual, he's just egging us on ... StD is not going to deliver.
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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2010, 11:02:12 pm »

Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #20 on: January 22, 2010, 12:12:07 am »

Does Slanket haz visible std facial marks that hes ashamed of showing us?

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2010, 08:37:10 pm »
StD,
his face is actually just a giant herpes sore.

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2010, 01:54:43 am »
StD,
his face is actually just a giant herpes sore.

Then post a pic of your herpes sore face already! I want to see it! Do it! Do it now! You know you want to!
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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2010, 06:45:46 am »
always assumed you were this guy for some reason
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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2010, 03:02:50 am »
GODDAMNIT YOU'RE SUCH A TEASE!
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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2010, 09:29:45 am »
Slanket never intended to post his pic.

Fortunately, I knew this from the start so I don't have the WRATHy equivalent of blue balls.

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2010, 09:49:54 am »
I think he is like Bigfoot: naturally blurry.

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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2010, 11:55:31 pm »
I vote yes--but then again I didn't actually vote.
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Re: Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2010, 05:16:09 pm »
If someone does the “Fine, you’re right, I’m clearly a terrible person, I’m Satan, I’m the worst person alive, I should just die” thing in response to criticism of their harmful behavior, they are trying to manipulate people and flip the situation around so that they look like a victim.

As a neuroscientist I have to disagree with the perception that anyone is doing mathematical modeling of cognitive intelligence, yet; intelligence as an economist defines it, yes, but economists are worlds away from actual cognition.


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