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Should I sacrifice myself to WOMP?

Started by Shibboleet The Annihilator, January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM

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Should Slanket sacrifice himself to WOMP?

Yes.
17 (43.6%)
No.
1 (2.6%)
It doesn't matter, Slanket will never post a real picture of himself.
5 (12.8%)
I think he already has posted a real picture of himself, however obscure it might be.
7 (17.9%)
Slanket is actually a celebrity and his picture is already readily available on the Internets.
2 (5.1%)
He already posted a Slanketboner, who cares after that?
7 (17.9%)

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Shibboleet The Annihilator

January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.

A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).

What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?

NotPublished

#1
January 21, 2010, 04:31:06 AM
Yes.

100% users vote yes.
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Rumckle

#2
January 21, 2010, 04:36:19 AM
I thought you did post a pic of you and your kid, but my memory sucks, do you even have a kid?
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#3
January 21, 2010, 04:39:16 AM
Who knows?

NotPublished

#4
January 21, 2010, 04:42:56 AM
 :sad:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Shibboleet The Annihilator

#5
January 21, 2010, 04:50:21 AM
(answer: I know and the answer is no, I never posted a picture of my son or myself... assuming I have children... assuming I'm even an actual person...)

P.S. I'm actually a chick?

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#6
January 21, 2010, 04:54:13 AM
TITS!!!!!!!

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#7
January 21, 2010, 04:55:15 AM
POST PICS NAO


NAAAAAOOO


also, i once considered screencapping you and ransoming it. but i didnt. cause im nice.


PICS

NotPublished

#8
January 21, 2010, 05:14:00 AM
 :sad: :sad:
In Soviet Russia, sins died for Jesus.

Jasper

#9
January 21, 2010, 05:55:18 AM
Voted yes.  I am sufficiently fascinated.

The Johnny

#10
January 21, 2010, 06:15:06 AM

Lol, you are not a chick you dork.
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

Payne

#11
January 21, 2010, 11:49:43 AM
SLANKET, YOU ARE MEDDLING WITH FORCES BEYOND EVEN YOUR DEPRAVED, TWISTED AND "IT'S BEA ARTHURS ALL THE WAY DOWN!" IMAGINATION!

Triple Zero

#12
January 21, 2010, 12:46:53 PM
Quote from: Slanket the Destroyer on January 21, 2010, 04:28:49 AM
FACT: No real picture of Slanket (aka Me) has ever been posted. Ever.

A few fakes have been posted, but none of them are actually me. No, I am not a skinny greasy dude (random google image). No, I am not Ed Harris (although that might be kind of cool). No, that was not a well-dressed reflection (shoop of the singer from Bush).

What say you PeeDee? Should I actually post a real picture of myself?

Yes. And IIRC you once did post a picture of yourself but it was incredibly blurry or your face was obscure by a flash or something.

and even then, that one might have been a fake :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Rumckle

#13
January 21, 2010, 03:57:07 PM
Although I didn't think it was true, it was nice to imagine you were Ed Harris.
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cramulus

#14
January 21, 2010, 03:59:56 PM
post a pic you mysterious spag

we know next to nothing about you
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