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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Anna Mae Bollocks

#3510
May 11, 2011, 04:14:22 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 03:32:26 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm sleeeeeeeeeep.

LOL there's a grand opening party for my in-law's art store and I was excited to go. Then they decide that I need to go in that Saturday for some EPS class that I probably don't need. How awesome is that?! And it's all day! 12-6:30... on my only day off!
Oh well. At least I have a job right? Haven't seen my son in 2 1/2 weeks, but I'm employed.

............
Oh FFS.
Tell them you're sick. They can't fire you for that. With those dark circles, it'll be easy to play off.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

#3511
May 11, 2011, 04:57:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 07:36:02 AM
Check out these awesome dark circles


KILL ME ..........or just give me a fucking day off please


Even tired and upset enough to kill a motherfucker, Squidday is bee-you-tee-ful. :)

The Good Reverend Roger

#3512
May 11, 2011, 05:15:51 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 11, 2011, 04:57:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 07:36:02 AM
Check out these awesome dark circles


KILL ME ..........or just give me a fucking day off please


Even tired and upset enough to kill a motherfucker, Squidday is bee-you-tee-ful. :)

And she's getting YOUNGER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3513
May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3514
May 11, 2011, 05:30:37 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 07:36:02 AM
Check out these awesome dark circles


KILL ME ..........or just give me a fucking day off please


HAY PRETTY LADEEEE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#3515
May 11, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

I don't has no infidels.   :sad:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#3516
May 11, 2011, 05:38:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

I don't has no infidels.   :sad:

I think they've been relegated to only Florida under some kind of trade agreement with Cuba.... 

It's all really hush hush  :lulz: but they come with awesome cigars.

Suu

#3517
May 11, 2011, 05:41:28 PM
That's why my skin is starting to fail me...I can't get Cuban blood like I used to. And let's face it, ladies, Portuguese just doesn't compare.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Jenne

#3518
May 11, 2011, 07:07:17 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

Fuck yes.  I'm so ordering this for lunch.

Jenne,

Needs her some youngifyin'

Jenne

#3519
May 11, 2011, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

I don't has no infidels.   :sad:

Visit So Cal.  Problem solved.

Of course, you'll go home soulless...

Jenne

#3520
May 11, 2011, 07:11:53 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 03:32:26 PM
Mmmmmmmmmm sleeeeeeeeeep.

LOL there's a grand opening party for my in-law's art store and I was excited to go. Then they decide that I need to go in that Saturday for some EPS class that I probably don't need. How awesome is that?! And it's all day! 12-6:30... on my only day off!
Oh well. At least I have a job right? Haven't seen my son in 2 1/2 weeks, but I'm employed.

............

Dude, I'm with Stella and Suu--call in sick--fuck that--call in saving your own life.  Going sleepless is no bueno, chica.  :(

Anna Mae Bollocks

#3521
May 11, 2011, 07:14:01 PM
Quote from: Jenkem and Tomahawks on May 11, 2011, 04:57:55 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 07:36:02 AM
Check out these awesome dark circles


KILL ME ..........or just give me a fucking day off please


Even tired and upset enough to kill a motherfucker, Squidday is bee-you-tee-ful. :)
She is.
She could get a Calvin Klein modeling gig and tell that job to suck balls.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

*GrumpButt*

#3522
May 11, 2011, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

I don't has no infidels.   :sad:

Visit So Cal.  Problem solved.

Of course, you'll go home soulless...

Who needs a soul when you can be teh preetay?
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.

Jenne

#3523
May 11, 2011, 07:21:27 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

I don't has no infidels.   :sad:

Visit So Cal.  Problem solved.

Of course, you'll go home soulless...

Who needs a soul when you can be teh preetay?

I was just telling Rog where he can find a really large cache of infidels.  :D

*GrumpButt*

#3524
May 11, 2011, 07:22:04 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:21:27 PM
Quote from: *GrumpButt* on May 11, 2011, 07:15:40 PM
Quote from: Jenne on May 11, 2011, 07:08:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on May 11, 2011, 05:30:56 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on May 11, 2011, 05:28:03 PM
It's my rich diet of infant hearts and brains and daily skin regimen of bathing in the blood of the infidels.

I don't has no infidels.   :sad:

Visit So Cal.  Problem solved.

Of course, you'll go home soulless...

Who needs a soul when you can be teh preetay?

I was just telling Rog where he can find a really large cache of infidels.  :D

:lulz: :lulz:
*sigh* You have to be kidding me.
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