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Don't get me wrong, I greatly appreciate the fact that you're at least putting effort into sincerely arguing your points. It's an argument I've enjoyed having. It's just that your points are wrong and your reasons for thinking they're right are stupid.

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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Salty

#3615
June 04, 2011, 04:43:27 AM
I come from the future...

I have come...to vacuum.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3616
June 04, 2011, 04:51:53 AM
Quote from: Alty on June 04, 2011, 04:43:27 AM
I come from the future...

I have come...to vacuum.


HELLO, HOT STUFF!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Salty

#3617
June 04, 2011, 05:02:44 AM
 :wave:

The patch works for me, I think.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Don Coyote

#3618
June 04, 2011, 05:41:15 AM
Dude :lulz: eye-patch and sunglasses. Nice combo.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3619
June 04, 2011, 07:55:41 AM
DUDE!
Is your eye fucked or is it just for fun?

Salty

#3620
June 04, 2011, 08:07:29 AM
TL:DR version:
Genetics and GF fucked my eye. It will heal...to a point. It's already better. The patch is for light.

Final word from the Ph.D on high is:
Recurrent Corneal Erosion.

Most people's corneas are smooth on the inside and heal properly when fucked up by Pirate Hooker (AltyGF) thumb.
I inherited a wonderful genetic condition from my mother where my corneal tissue is all bumpy and does not heal properly when jabbed.
I was light sensitive so bought some motherfucking LOCS and an eyepatch for work and driving. It's mostly better now.

I have special bandage contact lens thingy. It's helping to heal.
But my eyelid can rip it open again brand new pretty much any random morning if I fail to put eye drops in.

So...yes. Fucked. But it could be worse.

MEANWHILE...come with me if you want your rug to be clean.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Juana

#3621
June 04, 2011, 08:11:43 AM
Aww, that sucks. :( But you're rocking that eye patch, my friend. :)
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Salty

#3622
June 04, 2011, 08:21:24 AM Last Edit: June 04, 2011, 08:48:13 AM by Alty
Thanks!  :lol:

I had to reassure my customers:
"Hi, my name is *WITHHELD* how can I help you today? BTW I totally still have an eye under here. My GF jabbed me. She's mean, but I love her."

Their relief was palpable.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#3623
June 04, 2011, 08:42:46 AM
Alty, have I mentioned how adorable and awesome I think you are? :lol:

Salty

#3624
June 04, 2011, 08:55:38 AM
Dawww.  :oops:

Not today. You are also pretty dang awesome Freeky.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#3625
June 04, 2011, 09:44:45 AM
:noodledance:

Sir Squid Diddimus

#3626
June 04, 2011, 05:22:42 PM
Wow.
Sorry bout your eye dude.
:sad:

Salty

#3627
June 04, 2011, 07:29:09 PM
Thanks. It's really not so bad, could be a lot worse.
It's my lazy eye anyhow, if it doesn't cut the muster I'll just scoop the fucker out.  :horrormirth: I googled custom eyepatches, I'd make that shit work.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3628
June 04, 2011, 07:36:38 PM
Quote from: Alty on June 04, 2011, 07:29:09 PM
Thanks. It's really not so bad, could be a lot worse.
It's my lazy eye anyhow, if it doesn't cut the muster I'll just scoop the fucker out.  :horrormirth: I googled custom eyepatches, I'd make that shit work.

:x
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Phox

#3629
June 05, 2011, 09:11:29 AM
Phox with a new haircut and a new tshirt.

Okay, so the haircut is just a trim and I've had the shirt for a week, sue me.

Pretending to play bass. Also, a fancy hat.

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