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EK WAFFLR

#4455
November 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#4456
November 10, 2011, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.

Well, that's a relief.  The girl is cute in a "Let's see how funny men are when they have no skin" kind of way.  Which I dig.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Cramulus

#4457
November 10, 2011, 05:55:52 PM
If I remember my Harry Potter correctly, that's Severus Snape's familiar, the playdough mongler

EK WAFFLR

#4458
November 10, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.

Well, that's a relief.  The girl is cute in a "Let's see how funny men are when they have no skin" kind of way.  Which I dig.

She's also cute in a "I'm going to kiss you right in front of my husband" kind of way. Which I dig.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#4459
November 10, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.

Well, that's a relief.  The girl is cute in a "Let's see how funny men are when they have no skin" kind of way.  Which I dig.

She's also cute in a "I'm going to kiss you right in front of my husband" kind of way. Which I dig.

Doesn't that sort of shit traditionally lead to blood feuds in your country?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#4460
November 10, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.

Well, that's a relief.  The girl is cute in a "Let's see how funny men are when they have no skin" kind of way.  Which I dig.

She's also cute in a "I'm going to kiss you right in front of my husband" kind of way. Which I dig.

Doesn't that sort of shit traditionally lead to blood feuds in your country?

True, but this was in Amsterdam, and she is American, and her husband (Mr. Mop) is British.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

#4461
November 10, 2011, 06:04:28 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 06:02:19 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:01:28 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:59:07 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 05:53:39 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 05:52:30 PM
The guy on the left...What's that thing on his head?

I think it's a mop.

Well, that's a relief.  The girl is cute in a "Let's see how funny men are when they have no skin" kind of way.  Which I dig.

She's also cute in a "I'm going to kiss you right in front of my husband" kind of way. Which I dig.

Doesn't that sort of shit traditionally lead to blood feuds in your country?

True, but this was in Amsterdam, and she is American, and her husband (Mr. Mop) is British.

Oh, okay.  She didn't look anything like Agnetha Fältskog, so I was kind of confused.  Her being a yank explains a bunch.

And the Amsterdam thing gets you off the hook for having that fucking ukelele in your hand.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#4462
November 10, 2011, 06:05:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:04:28 PM
And the Amsterdam thing gets you off the hook for having that fucking ukelele in your hand.


It's not an ukulele. It's a Cthukulele.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cramulus

#4463
November 10, 2011, 06:06:58 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: point set match!

Suu

#4464
November 10, 2011, 06:08:38 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 06:05:26 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:04:28 PM
And the Amsterdam thing gets you off the hook for having that fucking ukelele in your hand.


It's not an ukulele. It's a Cthukulele.

:eek:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4465
November 10, 2011, 06:09:07 PM
Explains the British dude's hair.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#4466
November 10, 2011, 06:16:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:09:07 PM
Explains the British dude's hair.


According to himself, it's because he is a messy-haired white male author trapped in the body of an identical white male author with perhaps even less-tidy hair.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#4467
November 10, 2011, 06:17:29 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 06:16:22 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 10, 2011, 06:09:07 PM
Explains the British dude's hair.


According to himself, it's because he is a messy-haired white male author trapped in the body of an identical white male author with perhaps even less-tidy hair.

My late friend and landlord Coffee Bean warned me about writers.  They can't be trusted, and they clog up the drains worse than people shooting porn movies.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#4468
November 10, 2011, 06:21:00 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on November 10, 2011, 04:22:01 PM
For TGRR





HALLO GENTLEMONS, I ARE LADY!  :fap:
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Luna

#4469
November 10, 2011, 06:23:53 PM
That...  That is Neil Gaiman, and I am gonna have Waffle Iron's babbies.  I retract my earlier threat to his cybernuts.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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