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Suu

#4590
December 08, 2011, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:14:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:09:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 04:53:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:50:05 PM
Your name is Waffle Iron. Duh.

That's just my middle name.

You Scandinavians and your names.

Tell me about it. I know a guy named Cliff Richard. And one called Keith Brian.
Pronounced in Norwegian of course.

Doesn't that add i's and "sson" to the names?

Cliffi Richardsson, Keithi Briansson. See? Instant Norse.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#4591
December 08, 2011, 05:23:10 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:22:01 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:14:56 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:09:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 04:53:43 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 04:50:05 PM
Your name is Waffle Iron. Duh.

That's just my middle name.

You Scandinavians and your names.

Tell me about it. I know a guy named Cliff Richard. And one called Keith Brian.
Pronounced in Norwegian of course.

Doesn't that add i's and "sson" to the names?

Cliffi Richardsson, Keithi Briansson. See? Instant Norse.

you don't add sson to first names, silly!

Cliffi Richardur and Keithur Briani.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Suu

#4592
December 08, 2011, 05:24:10 PM
Ah, so THAT's how it works!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#4593
December 08, 2011, 05:25:35 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:24:10 PM
Ah, so THAT's how it works!

Yep.

Of course the more modern people add sen to their surnames. I find that loathsome.

Viggo(ur) Mortensen would have been 122284374834 times more manly if it was Mortensson.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Suu

#4594
December 08, 2011, 05:27:42 PM
Which, considering his manliness already, would be pretty damn manly.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#4595
December 08, 2011, 05:29:13 PM
Indeed. But he lacks somewhat in manliness for being Danish. They are softies.
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Suu

#4596
December 08, 2011, 05:37:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:29:13 PM
Indeed. But he lacks somewhat in manliness for being Danish. They are softies.

That's what they get for taking over England. They got "settled", except for the ones that made it to Iceland and Greenland. I mean, at least the Swedes invaded Russia...
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#4597
December 08, 2011, 05:58:01 PM Last Edit: December 08, 2011, 06:12:28 PM by Waffle Iron
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 05:37:03 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 05:29:13 PM
Indeed. But he lacks somewhat in manliness for being Danish. They are softies.

That's what they get for taking over England. They got "settled", except for the ones that made it to Iceland and Greenland. I mean, at least the Swedes invaded Russia...

The fuck happened here?
I was writing a reply when Chrome crashed.
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Suu

#4598
December 08, 2011, 06:03:34 PM
My recent ex is a Swedish Viking.

According to him, the Rus were Swede (not entirely false), all Varangians were Swede (totally false), and the Swedes are directly responsible for the Danes (maybe), but they take no credit for the Norwegians, and said ya'll are on your own.

I mean, that's almost as awesome as me claiming that Lithuania invented everything. Which they did, of course, so there is no contest...except for hot pink, that was totally the Ottoman Empire.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

EK WAFFLR

#4599
December 08, 2011, 07:14:33 PM
Quote from: Suu on December 08, 2011, 06:03:34 PM
My recent ex is a Swedish Viking.

According to him, the Rus were Swede (not entirely false), all Varangians were Swede (totally false), and the Swedes are directly responsible for the Danes (maybe), but they take no credit for the Norwegians, and said ya'll are on your own.

I mean, that's almost as awesome as me claiming that Lithuania invented everything. Which they did, of course, so there is no contest...except for hot pink, that was totally the Ottoman Empire.

This is true.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#4600
December 09, 2011, 12:41:51 AM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 08, 2011, 11:31:41 AM
I AM THE SNOW GOD



Yeah, we're gonna have to have a talk about that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#4601
December 09, 2011, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 12:41:51 AM
Yeah, we're gonna have to have a talk about that.

I can bring you snow if you wish, my good man.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Triple Zero

#4602
December 09, 2011, 01:25:34 PM
's more like a territory weather God thing, I suppose.
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

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Luna

#4603
December 09, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 09, 2011, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 12:41:51 AM
Yeah, we're gonna have to have a talk about that.

I can bring you snow if you wish, my good man.

No, you don't!  He's in the middle of a freakin' desert, you aim snow at him, you've got a 50/50 chance, it'll deflect to Portland or Providence.  You dump a foot of snow on us, and Suu will do that THING to you, and my stomach can't take that again so soon.
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

#4604
December 09, 2011, 03:48:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on December 09, 2011, 02:33:32 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on December 09, 2011, 12:44:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 09, 2011, 12:41:51 AM
Yeah, we're gonna have to have a talk about that.

I can bring you snow if you wish, my good man.

No, you don't!  He's in the middle of a freakin' desert, you aim snow at him, you've got a 50/50 chance, it'll deflect to Portland or Providence.  You dump a foot of snow on us, and Suu will do that THING to you, and my stomach can't take that again so soon.

Our last Snow God didn't see it coming.

Do never fuck with the Princess.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."
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