Spagbook

[Doktor Howl]

I AM AS SWEET AS A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF BEES
SOFT FUZZY BEES

ON A TRUCK

[Freeky]

I AM AS SWEET AS A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF BEES
SOFT FUZZY BEES

[Doktor Howl]

I AM AS SWEET AS A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF BEES
SOFT FUZZY BEES

I think you nailed it.

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

YES! DANCE OPRAH, DANCE AND OFFER MY BELOVED CHILDREN UNTO YOUR AUDIENCE!!

[Freeky]

I AM AS SWEET AS A SHIPPING CONTAINER FULL OF BEES
SOFT FUZZY BEES

ON A TRUCK

WHICH THEN WRECKS BECAUSE THE DRIVER DIDN'T BALANCE HIS METH AND SLEEP RIGHT.

[Lenin McCarthy]

YOU ARE VERY NOT THREATENING

That was my best face.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

YOU ARE VERY NOT THREATENING

That was my best face.

That pic kinda reminded me of that kid on "The Wonder Years". *ducks blows and runs like hell*

[Lenin McCarthy]

I'm such a cute little fellow. If I didn't have a (somewhat) deep bass voice, I could be a great Justin Bieber imitator.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My friends and I in 1999.
We were on the Orange Line coming back from our very first Iron Maiden concert at the Orpheum, on Bruce Dickinson's and Adrian Smith's welcome back tour. The other guy with the long hair and matching Union Jack (one of my best friends and former bandmate) put it up on his facebook today.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

My friends and I in 1999.
We were on the Orange Line coming back from our very first Iron Maiden concert at the Orpheum, on Bruce Dickinson's and Adrian Smith's welcome back tour. The other guy with the long hair and matching Union Jack (one of my best friends and former bandmate) put it up on his facebook today.

Whoa.

SO YOUNG!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I'M FUCKING ADORABLE YOU ASS POLYPS!
LIKE CUPCAKES SMOTHERED IN KITTENS.... FECES

Squiddy is like having a sack of koala bears strapped to your face.   That's how adorable she is.

Or tasmanian devils.  Have you ever seen them?  Precious. <3

She's like having your pance full of marsupials, that's how goddamn cute she is.

She's like having your pance full of angry, hungry, baby ursinae.

Or tarantula hawks.  They're pretty cute.  In my pance.

How did I miss this? 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I am angry, and I have melted snow in my hair.

DAWWWWW!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

My friends and I in 1999.
We were on the Orange Line coming back from our very first Iron Maiden concert at the Orpheum, on Bruce Dickinson's and Adrian Smith's welcome back tour. The other guy with the long hair and matching Union Jack (one of my best friends and former bandmate) put it up on his facebook today.

Whoa.

SO YOUNG!

This was about a month and a half before my 18th birthday. Seems like forever ago.

ETA: As evidenced by me having more hair on my head than my chest

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Compared to Squidday, nobody is threatening.  Even when she smiles, she's scary.  Given that she oozes eldritch horror, she's immune to being scared, and wouldn't know threatening if it wet its pance in her presence.

This is pure truth. Everything about Squid screams "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME UNLESS YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DYING VERY SOON AND IN GREAT PAIN".

[Freeky]

Compared to Squidday, nobody is threatening.  Even when she smiles, she's scary.  Given that she oozes eldritch horror, she's immune to being scared, and wouldn't know threatening if it wet its pance in her presence.

This is pure truth. Everything about Squid screams "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME UNLESS YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DYING VERY SOON AND IN GREAT PAIN".

Dunno why, but this made me cackle.