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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:41:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:36:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 01:46:37 AM
Compared to Squidday, nobody is threatening.  Even when she smiles, she's scary.  Given that she oozes eldritch horror, she's immune to being scared, and wouldn't know threatening if it wet its pance in her presence.

This is pure truth. Everything about Squid screams "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME UNLESS YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DYING VERY SOON AND IN GREAT PAIN".

Dunno why, but this made me cackle.

I am pinning my money on "sleep deprivation".
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Freeky

Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:42:58 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:41:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:36:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 01:46:37 AM
Compared to Squidday, nobody is threatening.  Even when she smiles, she's scary.  Given that she oozes eldritch horror, she's immune to being scared, and wouldn't know threatening if it wet its pance in her presence.

This is pure truth. Everything about Squid screams "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME UNLESS YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DYING VERY SOON AND IN GREAT PAIN".

Dunno why, but this made me cackle.

I am pinning my money on "sleep deprivation".

You are a woman who knows a sure thing bet when you see one.  I'da been asleep before now, but A) I lost track of time, stocking pu on pictures and B) pharmacy didn't get my new sleep rx from my dr. today, so I'm fucked until they get around to straightneing it out.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:53:57 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:42:58 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 12, 2012, 06:41:42 AM
Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:36:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 01:46:37 AM
Compared to Squidday, nobody is threatening.  Even when she smiles, she's scary.  Given that she oozes eldritch horror, she's immune to being scared, and wouldn't know threatening if it wet its pance in her presence.

This is pure truth. Everything about Squid screams "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME UNLESS YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DYING VERY SOON AND IN GREAT PAIN".

Dunno why, but this made me cackle.

I am pinning my money on "sleep deprivation".

You are a woman who knows a sure thing bet when you see one.  I'da been asleep before now, but A) I lost track of time, stocking pu on pictures and B) pharmacy didn't get my new sleep rx from my dr. today, so I'm fucked until they get around to straightneing it out.

D'oh!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Doktor Howl

Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:34:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2012, 01:54:50 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 01:54:07 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2012, 01:52:30 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 01:51:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 10, 2012, 01:50:42 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 10, 2012, 01:49:21 AM
I'M FUCKING ADORABLE YOU ASS POLYPS!
LIKE CUPCAKES SMOTHERED IN KITTENS.... FECES

Squiddy is like having a sack of koala bears strapped to your face.   That's how adorable she is.

Or tasmanian devils.  Have you ever seen them?  Precious. <3

She's like having your pance full of marsupials, that's how goddamn cute she is.

She's like having your pance full of angry, hungry, baby ursinae.

Or tarantula hawks.  They're pretty cute.  In my pance.

How did I miss this?  :lulz:

AND THEN ROGER'S BONES FELL OUT.
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Sir Squid Diddimus

Hey guys! This is me in mah backyard playin with the neighbor children, hummin a tune!

:musak:
HUM DEE DUM DUM DUM, DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO

Freeky

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 13, 2012, 06:40:08 PM
Hey guys! This is me in mah backyard playin with the neighbor children, hummin a tune!

:musak:
HUM DEE DUM DUM DUM, DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO

:lulz:

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 13, 2012, 06:40:08 PM
Hey guys! This is me in mah backyard playin with the neighbor children, hummin a tune!

:musak:
HUM DEE DUM DUM DUM, DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO


Wow!  Nice new drapes you have there, Squiddy!  The fabric's neat...It almost looks like...

OH GAWD!
Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on April 13, 2012, 06:40:08 PM
Hey guys! This is me in mah backyard playin with the neighbor children, hummin a tune!

:musak:
HUM DEE DUM DUM DUM, DEE DOO DEE DOO DEE DOO


I so admire this woman. ^
:lol:
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Doktor Howl

What's really funny is that I couldn't see the pic when I responded.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

OK, that's just spooky.  :lulz:
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navkat

Quote from: Nigel on April 12, 2012, 06:36:54 AM
Quote from: The Freeky of SCIENCE! on April 10, 2012, 01:46:37 AM
Compared to Squidday, nobody is threatening.  Even when she smiles, she's scary.  Given that she oozes eldritch horror, she's immune to being scared, and wouldn't know threatening if it wet its pance in her presence.

This is pure truth. Everything about Squid screams "DO NOT FUCK WITH ME UNLESS YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT DYING VERY SOON AND IN GREAT PAIN".


Squiddimous isn't scary, she's adorable...and if you don't agree SHE WILL USE YUOR TEETH TO MAKE ART.

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Me giving it teh "I mean bizness" look


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