Spagbook

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Here's purty picture of where I live:
http://i.imgur.com/EVH53.jpg
(linked for big)

That kind of creeps me out the same way that Chinese housing developments creep me out.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Picture of me at my first good solo gig, courtesy of Anarchangel's Keyboardist.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I dedicated "Isn't It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Dead" to Pat's dad. A little macabre, perhaps, but the wake is later today (Sunday), and the funeral is tomorrow (Monday).

The funny thing is, Johnny used to talk about the evils of a Sunday wake. Go figure.

This must mean that I'll die on a Wednesday (owing to me saying that I'm an atheist on Wednesdays)

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Here's purty picture of where I live:
http://i.imgur.com/EVH53.jpg
(linked for big)

It hardly even looks doomed.

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CITY IS THAT? WHERE'S THE SPRAWL????? 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I dedicated "Isn't It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Dead" to Pat's dad. A little macabre, perhaps, but the wake is later today (Sunday), and the funeral is tomorrow (Monday).

The funny thing is, Johnny used to talk about the evils of a Sunday wake. Go figure.

This must mean that I'll die on a Wednesday (owing to me saying that I'm an atheist on Wednesdays)

Great pic.

Why are Sunday wakes evil?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I dedicated "Isn't It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Dead" to Pat's dad. A little macabre, perhaps, but the wake is later today (Sunday), and the funeral is tomorrow (Monday).

The funny thing is, Johnny used to talk about the evils of a Sunday wake. Go figure.

This must mean that I'll die on a Wednesday (owing to me saying that I'm an atheist on Wednesdays)

Great pic.

Why are Sunday wakes evil?

Irish people drink a lot at wakes.

This also forgets the fact that you're taking the day off for work for the funeral anyway.

Twid,
Gonna get wicked drunk later.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's basically really bad rationality.

Wake is on Sunday, so I'm getting drunk on Sunday.

This means I'll be hungover on Monday.

Monday's the first work day and I'm hungover. That sucks.


I counter that with:
Wake is on x day, so I'm getting drunk on x day.

This means I'll be hungover on y day.

Y day is the day of the funeral, regardless of what day it actually falls upon.

Considering my role in the past 4 funerals, that means I have to be hungover and be a pallbearer at the same time. Monday has nothing to do with it. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Fortunately, I will not be a pallbearer this time.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I dedicated "Isn't It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Dead" to Pat's dad. A little macabre, perhaps, but the wake is later today (Sunday), and the funeral is tomorrow (Monday).

The funny thing is, Johnny used to talk about the evils of a Sunday wake. Go figure.

This must mean that I'll die on a Wednesday (owing to me saying that I'm an atheist on Wednesdays)

Great pic.

Why are Sunday wakes evil?

Irish people drink a lot at wakes.

This also forgets the fact that you're taking the day off for work for the funeral anyway.

Twid,
Gonna get wicked drunk later.

Stock up and if that fails, NOO HAMSTER
I knew people who would WALK there on Sundays from Salem.
You fuckers can get out of state too easy. 

ETA: Wait a minute...didn't they change it to where you can buy alcohol within a few miles of the border before you even get there?
Even easier. NO EXCUSES.

[Dildo Argentino]

I wish I had a better camera.

[Signora Pæsior]

Ahhh it's my face. Or the face of my burlesque-y alter ego, at any rate. They're surprisingly different.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Wow SP, you're pretty!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I dedicated "Isn't It Grand Boys To Be Bloody Well Dead" to Pat's dad. A little macabre, perhaps, but the wake is later today (Sunday), and the funeral is tomorrow (Monday).

The funny thing is, Johnny used to talk about the evils of a Sunday wake. Go figure.

This must mean that I'll die on a Wednesday (owing to me saying that I'm an atheist on Wednesdays)

Great pic.

Why are Sunday wakes evil?

Irish people drink a lot at wakes.

This also forgets the fact that you're taking the day off for work for the funeral anyway.

Twid,
Gonna get wicked drunk later.

Stock up and if that fails, NOO HAMSTER
I knew people who would WALK there on Sundays from Salem.
You fuckers can get out of state too easy. 

ETA: Wait a minute...didn't they change it to where you can buy alcohol within a few miles of the border before you even get there?
Even easier. NO EXCUSES.

You can buy alcohol in Massachusetts on Sundays now. Liquor stores can operate between noon and 8.

I was working at a liquor store for a second job when the law changed, and I was like, great, now I don't have any days off.

[Signora Pæsior]

Wow SP, you're pretty!

D'awww, thank you! Though for the record, I don't really look like that all the time. 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

Here I am at a protest long before Occupy Portland devolved into a small horde of anti-fluoridation freaks: