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EK WAFFLR

#5460
March 07, 2013, 10:54:25 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cain

#5461
March 07, 2013, 10:55:39 PM
WHERE IS MAIMED HAND?

EK WAFFLR

#5462
March 07, 2013, 10:57:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 07, 2013, 10:55:39 PM
WHERE IS MAIMED HAND?

WITH MY LITTLE PONY BAND AID OR WITHOUT? YOU DECIDE
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cain

#5463
March 07, 2013, 10:58:10 PM
Both, of course.

EK WAFFLR

#5464
March 07, 2013, 11:02:05 PM


It's growing quite nicely.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Cain

#5465
March 07, 2013, 11:04:20 PM
Yeah, I can see that stinging, a little bit.

I once took a chunk out of my shin about the same size.  Bled all over the place. 

EK WAFFLR

#5466
March 07, 2013, 11:05:44 PM
Quote from: Cain on March 07, 2013, 11:04:20 PM
Yeah, I can see that stinging, a little bit.

I once took a chunk out of my shin about the same size.  Bled all over the place.

Ouch.

This didn't hurt too much. The nausea and vertigo was bad though
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5467
March 07, 2013, 11:14:41 PM
That'll grow back... you'll just have a bit where you don't have a fingerprint.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

P3nT4gR4m

#5468
March 07, 2013, 11:50:41 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on March 07, 2013, 11:14:41 PM
That'll grow back... you'll just have a bit where you don't have a fingerprint.

Yeah - tell me that shit was accidental why don't you

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#5469
March 08, 2013, 04:01:55 AM
 :lulz:


So, new meaning to crazy cat lady when you start styling your hair like ... theirs.. ?



PS- My Limbaugh luvin neighbors behind my house simply adore my "curtain".

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5470
March 08, 2013, 04:03:40 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 08, 2013, 04:01:55 AM
:lulz:


So, new meaning to crazy cat lady when you start styling your hair like ... theirs.. ?



PS- My Limbaugh luvin neighbors behind my house simply adore my "curtain".

I love your new hair! Cuuuute!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#5471
March 08, 2013, 04:10:15 AM
PREEEETTY SQUIIDDDDY

Aucoq

#5472
March 08, 2013, 07:57:35 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 08, 2013, 04:01:55 AM
:lulz:


So, new meaning to crazy cat lady when you start styling your hair like ... theirs.. ?



PS- My Limbaugh luvin neighbors behind my house simply adore my "curtain".

Love the hair!  It's very pretty!
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East Coast Hustle

#5473
March 13, 2013, 12:15:39 AM


Any asshole with a beard can be a beardo. But only a TRUE beardo can still be a beardo even after they've shaved.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

East Coast Hustle

#5474
March 13, 2013, 12:16:34 AM
Also, I have an interview for a REAL job tomorrow, one that comes with health insurance and crap like that. I can't wait to show up looking like I'm 16 years old. :lulz:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"
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