Spagbook

[The Good Reverend Roger]

May I present... THE GAY BAR.

Which one is you?

What's that you say?

ALL of them?!

I hate my miserable city.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My son's best friend, who also went into the marines.  He's been in Afbagistan for a very, very long time.

He's too fucking young for the 1000 yard stare.

Of course, they all are.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

My son's best friend, who also went into the marines.  He's been in Afbagistan for a very, very long time.

He's too fucking young for the 1000 yard stare.

Of course, they all are.

Cute kid. I hope he comes out of all that shit okay.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My son's best friend, who also went into the marines.  He's been in Afbagistan for a very, very long time.

He's too fucking young for the 1000 yard stare.

Of course, they all are.

Cute kid. I hope he comes out of all that shit okay.

I swear to God, they're robbing the cradle.  This kid will always be 12 years old to me, walking into the house like the neighbor kid on a sitcom.  He had a pretty tough childhood, turned out okay.

He's so far managed to avoid the big grape jelly, and he's due to come home in June, then back over in October.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

My son's best friend, who also went into the marines.  He's been in Afbagistan for a very, very long time.

He's too fucking young for the 1000 yard stare.

Of course, they all are.

Ouch. Yeah.
Cute kid. I hope he comes out of all that shit okay.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

My son's best friend, who also went into the marines.  He's been in Afbagistan for a very, very long time.

He's too fucking young for the 1000 yard stare.

Of course, they all are.

fuck, dude.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

My son's best friend, who also went into the marines.  He's been in Afbagistan for a very, very long time.

He's too fucking young for the 1000 yard stare.

Of course, they all are.

fuck, dude.

Well, he's coming to visit Tucson in June, and so Ross and I have our patented PTSD treatment all lined up.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

How does that work?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

Best fix there is, really. Aside from not having to go.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

Best fix there is, really. Aside from not having to go.

Yeah, it would be.

Anybody else would be too sheltered. It wouldn't work.

[Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

Best fix there is, really. Aside from not having to go.

Yeah, it would be.

Anybody else would be too sheltered. It wouldn't work.

Well anyone can listen. But it's hard not to flinch sometimes, unless you've been there.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

Best fix there is, really. Aside from not having to go.

Yeah, it would be.

Anybody else would be too sheltered. It wouldn't work.

Well anyone can listen. But it's hard not to flinch sometimes, unless you've been there.

It's hard to SAY THINGS to people who haven't been there, if "there" is sufficiently horrible.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

Best fix there is, really. Aside from not having to go.

Yeah, it would be.

Anybody else would be too sheltered. It wouldn't work.

Well anyone can listen. But it's hard not to flinch sometimes, unless you've been there.

It's hard to SAY THINGS to people who haven't been there, if "there" is sufficiently horrible.

But you don't say.  The only thing you say is, "So, Snake, where ya been?"

Then you shut up and keep the tumblers full.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

How does that work?

Two old vets get the young guy drunk and then just listen.

Best fix there is, really. Aside from not having to go.

Yeah, it would be.

Anybody else would be too sheltered. It wouldn't work.

Well anyone can listen. But it's hard not to flinch sometimes, unless you've been there.

It's hard to SAY THINGS to people who haven't been there, if "there" is sufficiently horrible.

But you don't say.  The only thing you say is, "So, Snake, where ya been?"

Then you shut up and keep the tumblers full.

The world needs more people like this ^