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#5550
May 11, 2013, 03:37:48 AM
We don't know what Enki ACTUALLY looks like.

That's just some guy's picture. He probably stole it off a Friendster profile or something.

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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

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#5551
May 11, 2013, 07:36:25 AM
Enki doesn't show up on camera. The light bouncing off him is so pedantic that the lense eventually just gives up trying to meet his exacting criteria and makes something up that roughly approximates it's frustration.


I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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#5552
May 11, 2013, 03:06:41 PM
Quote from: Balls Wellington on May 11, 2013, 03:37:48 AM
We don't know what Enki ACTUALLY looks like.

That's just some guy's picture. He probably stole it off a Friendster profile or something.

I'm actually made entirely of text. The photographs I post are generative art.


I am not "full of hate" as if I were some passive container. I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.

Salty

#5553
May 13, 2013, 06:36:03 PM
BEHOLD AND JUDGE!

http://i.imgur.com/r931a7L.jpg

'STACHE OR NO'STACHE?
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#5554
May 13, 2013, 06:51:16 PM
TAKE IT TO THE WALL

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#5555
May 13, 2013, 07:07:40 PM
Quote from: Alty on May 13, 2013, 06:36:03 PM
BEHOLD AND JUDGE!

http://i.imgur.com/r931a7L.jpg

'STACHE OR NO'STACHE?

'STACHE!













... just not that one  :eek:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Salty

#5556
May 13, 2013, 07:36:47 PM
 :lulz:

It is, admittedly, unwaxed at the moment.

Uh, so, I found this REALLY cute top at the thrift store. I could not help myself, I was...compelled. it was $3. I don't know where I'll wear it....

http://i.imgur.com/adKmzeo.jpg

What can I possibly do with this shirt? There has to be something. Something...proper. Why does this shirt exist? Why am I wearing it? These are all important questions. Maybe I'll.leave it by the door in case of religious visitors.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

P3nT4gR4m

#5557
May 13, 2013, 08:02:17 PM
Tache needs trimmed back to stubble and allowed to thicken up for a couple of rounds. When it's looking suitably Tom Sellick, get a pair of mirror aviators and a crewcut and head out to the nearest publick event wearing the teeshirt, combat fatigues, and an earpice.


FOR GREAT JUSTICE

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Pope Pixie Pickle

#5558
May 14, 2013, 08:11:39 PM


I got a crop from waist length hair.

my head feels light as fuck and my neck feels nekkid

LMNO

#5559
May 14, 2013, 08:12:32 PM
Lookin good, gurl.

Suu

#5560
May 14, 2013, 10:48:29 PM
I like it!

Welcome to the world of short hair!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Pope Pixie Pickle

#5561
May 14, 2013, 10:56:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 14, 2013, 10:48:29 PM
I like it!

Welcome to the world of short hair!

I HAVE FREED MYSELF OF THE TYRANNY OF THE HAIRBRUSH

Suu

#5562
May 14, 2013, 11:42:28 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 14, 2013, 10:56:12 PM
Quote from: Suu on May 14, 2013, 10:48:29 PM
I like it!

Welcome to the world of short hair!

I HAVE FREED MYSELF OF THE TYRANNY OF THE HAIRBRUSH

And have welcome yourself to a whole new word of clippies and headbands...

Or bandannas and shirt sleeves like me.

-Suu
Fucking lazy.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#5563
May 14, 2013, 11:55:57 PM
Quote from: Pixie on May 14, 2013, 08:11:39 PM


I got a crop from waist length hair.

my head feels light as fuck and my neck feels nekkid

ADORABLE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Telarus

#5564
May 15, 2013, 06:56:04 AM
Yah, like the new do, Pix. :)
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