Spagbook

[EK WAFFLR]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

Also I can relate, I have the same sort of hair in my face and on my ass.

[Pope Pixie Pickle]

Pixie wins. I don't even know what that means or what she wins, but she fucking wins it.

bumfluff is a UK term for that pre proper beard facial hair on teenage boys.

the opposite of people like Waffles and Payne's GLORIOUS facial hair.

[EK WAFFLR]

My childhood best friend's dad called it cow pussy hair. I never shaved quicker than when he said that the first time.

[Suu]

So when we were up in NY, we found the BF's father's uniform from Vietnam in the attic. Somehow, the moths didn't touch it. The BF is a higher rank than his dad was, but other than that, the uniform fits him better than the one he owns for himself. The wool is about 3x thicker, and it was entirely handsewn, even from the early 70s (I examined.) If we can find vintage patches of the BF's rank, he wants to wear it to Navy Birthday Ball in the fall. (No WOMP rule in effect.)

They seriously do not make uniforms like they used to. We also have his grandfather's jacket from the Army Air Corps in WWII.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

[Doktor Howl]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

Feared even MORE than regular Vikings, in monasteries and sea-side villages, all over Europe.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

Feared even MORE than regular Vikings, in monasteries and sea-side villages, all over Europe.

"Here we go a'Viking" was actually a mistaken translation of "Here we go ass-Viking".

[Doktor Howl]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

Feared even MORE than regular Vikings, in monasteries and sea-side villages, all over Europe.

"Here we go a'Viking" was actually a mistaken translation of "Here we go ass-Viking".

Do you want to hear my war cry?

I didn't think so.

[Suu]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

This is getting drawn...somehow.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

Feared even MORE than regular Vikings, in monasteries and sea-side villages, all over Europe.

"Here we go a'Viking" was actually a mistaken translation of "Here we go ass-Viking".

Do you want to hear my war cry?

I didn't think so.

[Doktor Howl]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

"Ass-Viking" 

Feared even MORE than regular Vikings, in monasteries and sea-side villages, all over Europe.

"Here we go a'Viking" was actually a mistaken translation of "Here we go ass-Viking".

Do you want to hear my war cry?

I didn't think so.

I own this game.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

It's like "pull my finger". 

[Left]

After googling bumfluffy, my girlfriend wishes me to explain that I do not understand the concept, as the hair on my butt grows more mightily than that on my face.

No shit.  I can braid mine.  It's like having an ass-Viking.

[McGrupp]

Pre-Beard


Beard


Post-Beard
Shaved it all off a few days ago. No pics but pretty much same as pre-beard.

[East Coast Hustle]

I got a sweet new hat.



Needless to say, upon buying it I proceeded immediately to the nearest prehistoric-looking gulch and went looking for velociraptors.



Tojo found one, but it just cowered in fear of our formidable awesomeness and wouldn't come out of the bushes.



As you would expect of such a ruthless killing machine, he went in after it...



...but it just left a pile of poop as a decoy and fled across the bridge towards the far side of the gulch.