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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Not Your Nigel on October 07, 2013, 06:19:49 PM
Quote from: Waffleman on October 07, 2013, 06:00:57 PM
To be fair, rednecks are in short supply in Belgium, too.
We have extremely stupid people, but no rednecks

Well you don't have any SUN. Ergo, no rednecks.

Exactly. We have gangrene necks
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Signora Pæsior

Pæs and I got married on Saturday.

There are real pictures coming, but I'm quite fond of this one. Neither of us have any idea how we're meant to go about cutting the damn cake.



(Also waddup PD I haven't been here for fucking ages.)
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

Suu

OMG. YOU DID RED ALL THE THINGS! I LOVE!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Q. G. Pennyworth

YAY MARRIED PEOPLE WOOOOOOOOOO!

Bu🤠ns

You two are absolutely gorgeous!

EK WAFFLR

Yay marriage! You look great!
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Signora Pæsior on October 08, 2013, 10:48:55 AM
Pæs and I got married on Saturday.

There are real pictures coming, but I'm quite fond of this one. Neither of us have any idea how we're meant to go about cutting the damn cake.



(Also waddup PD I haven't been here for fucking ages.)

Hi Signora! Congratulations, you guys are a lovely couple!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Don Coyote

Quote from: Signora Pæsior on October 08, 2013, 10:48:55 AM
Pæs and I got married on Saturday.

There are real pictures coming, but I'm quite fond of this one. Neither of us have any idea how we're meant to go about cutting the damn cake.



(Also waddup PD I haven't been here for fucking ages.)

congrats.

just hack at the cake with an axe.

East Coast Hustle

When in doubt as to the est method of dismantling something, I always try a head butt.

Also, congratulations guys! you look adorable.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Chelagoras The Boulder

You really do. That dress is amazing, and that cake looks so good i want to do awful things to it with my mouth.*

*i wanna eat that cake, is what i'm saying
"It isn't who you know, it's who you know, if you know what I mean.  And I think you do."

Dildo Argentino

Felicitations!

In other news, this little tomcat jumped into our car a few weeks ago in pouring rain and rode home. He's successfully dominated our dog. He eats so much it's a wonder he's still not balloon shaped. And he's a computer enthusiast.

Not too keen on rigor, myself - reminds me of mortis

Telarus

Quote from: Signora Pæsior on October 08, 2013, 10:48:55 AM
Pæs and I got married on Saturday.

There are real pictures coming, but I'm quite fond of this one. Neither of us have any idea how we're meant to go about cutting the damn cake.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1380619_10153333609715472_548144068_n.jpg

(Also waddup PD I haven't been here for fucking ages.)

Congrats!
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on August 04, 2013, 05:50:15 AM
The Terrible Old Man at 99 years, 98 months:



And he wasn't even stooped. D.N.T.
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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Suu on August 14, 2013, 04:33:46 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 14, 2013, 05:52:12 AM
This style... this... period...


I don't like it.  :|

(but it's just not for me, so don't take it personally)

It's fucking ugly. I admit it. But, there are legit reasons why dresses stopped being so tailored. Women were fed up, and with good reason.

The day clothes weren't all that great, but the way a lot of the evening stuff draped, the beading...ZOMG.
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