Spagbook

[P3nT4gR4m]

Yeah, I'm wearing goatse as a fucking kilt. So what?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Yeah, I'm wearing goatse as a fucking kilt. So what?

Hole is for allowing sheep attachment?

[P3nT4gR4m]

Close - it's for birthing Zalgo. He waits. Behind my balls

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Close - it's for birthing Zalgo. He waits. Behind my balls

[Q. G. Pennyworth]

                                                                                                                                                                       Do you hear it?                       The s͝c͜͠ra̷ţ̵͝c͜h̛i̕͜n̸͡g͜ ̶̀fr͘͠om̶͟ ̸̧b̴e͜y͘o͠n͘d ̶́t҉hé͝ ̨̕w͏͏͠a̕͠l͢͠l͜?                          H͏̫̺̳͘e͝͏̳̞ ̱ Ẃ̴̮̝̮͠h͉̣̮͓͙͢͝͞ͅò̴̥̙ ̩̺ W̼̬̪̙̞̳͕a̕҉̭͙͖̱i̢҉͓͇̫̫̙̀t̙͔͔̞͕̹̖̗͓́͢͝s̺̘ ̛͚ B̢̦̦͔͇̬ͅe҉͖̰̘͇̳͉h҉̷̢͓̣͉͖͕i͉͎̮̬̳̼͓͇ņ͚̦͓̥̣͎͉̤̕d̹̣͉͎̥̯̙̳͠͞ ̳̺̼͡T͈̟̹͎͎͎̘͎h̨̤̯̲̮͜͡e̮̥̗̤  ̳̦̺͇͖͞͞B̷͠҉̵̗͙̺̭̱̯̱̤a̘̭̫̥̞̳̠̺͔̫̲͖̖̤̰̱͚̦͞͝ͅl̶̨̼͕̲͚͎̖̤͔͕͚͉̺͕̀l̨͢҉̛̞̲̝͓͖͞ͅs̴̜̠̠̳̳̗͔͇̙͎̱͕͙̻͓̗̪͎ ḿ̬̭̫͍͇̹͍̝͕̕͢e҉̱̘̯̥̜̳̙̞͓̥̮̳̹̪̱ͅṋ̛͖̗̩̻ ̵̸̜̖̩̼͖͍̜̞̦̺̪̗͙͇̪͈̀͟͢c̸̷̴̢̭̠̺̰̭͍̠̗̳̞͉̟̘̫̪̙̖͞ơ̷̡̡͏̙̹͓̦͕̳̞̲͙͙̤ẃ̷̴̝͈̞͙̠̘͓͔̳͙̺͇̮̲̞͍̝̜̟͟͝é̸͔͕͕͖̩̺̠̪͚̕͢r̴̰̪͎͙̬̘̥͎̖͎̘̜͔̼̺͢ͅ ̴̧̧̟̞͖͖a̧͕͔̖͈̯̤͉̪̦̱͇͉̳͓͙͈͡n̰̳̯̖̬͙͕̰̦̻͇͔̫͍̣̠̘̩͞͞d̢̰̦̻̼̙̼̼̥̬̠̟̣̜ͅ ̕͡҉̤̼̝̰͚̜̫̮̳̺͢w̴̵҉̼̪͚̬̯̝̲͙̬̲̤͚͍̬o҉̛͔̳̮͔͖̘̼̬̣̙̝͈͟͡ṃ̶̱͉͓̀͜͠e̵̸̛͖̲̗̗̬͚̰̟̺̕͜ń̡̀͜҉͖̺̱͉͉͎͈̼͓̟͍̠̘ͅ ̡̀̕͡͏̬͙͈͎͔͓̞͙s̛͡͏̜͙͇̖͎͓̗̤̘̝̖̱̼̝ͅc̢̡͏̸̖̼͈͎͉̭̱̱̰̜͍̻͙̺͙̗r̢̡̭̫͈̖̜͇̰͔̝e҉̷̟͓̮̲͓͓͇̭̙̻͉̘̲̟̞á̡̝̤̘̼͓͈̙̦͖̱͉͖́͘m̬͇̳̙̮͟͝ ̸̱̱͙̲͕̼̳̰͓̗̟̟̰̦̜̲́͟t̴̛̪̱̳̙̳̦͇̗̣̯̱̩̲̥͘̕ͅo̸̵̵̟̗͕̤͎͇̦̬̣̼̱͈̞̙͖̮̜ͅͅ ̴͕͖͉͖̠̫̞̻̱̱̺̫͙͢͟h͜͢҉̫̠͍̲̥͕͍̺̠̗̥̭̼̬e̵͔̜̩̟̩͉̺̪̘̼̮̟̣̯̦̺͞a҉̧͙̯͓̭̯̩̼̥͉̹̠͖̳̼̻̼̞̟̘͝͝͞r̶̨̩͓̰͖̳̘̲̫̣̖̺ ͚̹̗̭̦̹͘͞ṱ̛͔͕͓̱̬̣̹̯͔̥̠͖̫̬͕͕͘͡ḫ̛͎̞̜̮̗͇̙̰̮͕̩̱͘ȩ̶̞̪̲̲͉̫͔̮͈̻̼̜̖ͅ ̶̛̱̣̯̣̺̹͢͟͟a҉̸̙̱̟͉͓̞̝̪̟̘͘͞p̷͏̨̹͉͉͉̩͙͈̥͙͓͎̘p̵̵̵͕͍͍͉̻̕͟r̷͠҉̹̳̩̼̖̹̘͇͖͝o̸̸̢͈̻̣̼̝̠̤̤͘͟ą̶͚̰̲͡c̲̺̤͔̭̕͘͢h͏̨̦͙͓̮̜̣̟̼̥̱̼̗̫̳̹͢ ̸͔͉̖̹̥̘͖͇͕̲͎̣͎̳̜͙̲͖͜ͅǫ͎̱̩̣̗̟͉̣̟̙͎͜͠f̀͏͙͍̻̤͙̹̗̺͇̝͔̦̙̘̩̻̟ͅ ̸̸̧̜̲̟̥̰̪̮̭̺̝͚͢͟d̕҉̨̯̤͇̦̼r̷̛̟̬̤̘͖̜̩̟͎͔̳̠̦͓̗͙̼̝͢e̘̣͈̰̦̙̬̣̩͈̙̭̳͘͝͞ḁ̢̧͉̜̥͙̱͟d̨̛̘̮̹͍̭̝͙ ̧͕̙͙͓̘̳͓̫͝Ź̷̬̩͈̭̭̙͎̠͚̦̠͙̙̪̲̺̼͡A̸̶͏̢̢̜̳̩̻̤̭͈̰̤L͙̲̠̟̝̰̹̪͉̰̳͈̙̳̻͙͍͘͢G̛͟͡҉̶̳̼̺̣Ơ͔̫̥̖͜͟

[EK WAFFLR]

Lies.  Czech street food is beer and more beer.

Not at all. There's also Jaeger tea, hot mojitos, gluhwein, hot apple or pear with rum in it.

[Freeky]

VROOOOM!!!

[Payne]

Are those for Gorkamorka? Cause if so....

My Gorkamorka mob is incomplete - it doesn't even have any vehicles of any kind.

[Freeky]

It is not, unfortunately.  Unless it is, and I'm too new of a Warhammer 40K player to know that Gorkamorka is another term for an Ork army.  I keep hearing the term around the store, though, so PLZ TO BE TELLING ME WHAT GORKAMORKA IS.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

It is not, unfortunately.  Unless it is, and I'm too new of a Warhammer 40K player to know that Gorkamorka is another term for an Ork army.  I keep hearing the term around the store, though, so PLZ TO BE TELLING ME WHAT GORKAMORKA IS.

It's a spin off game, small units specialized, for 40K, much like Necromunda.

[Freeky]

Oh, cool.  Thanks.

[Payne]

Doing a full Ork army for 40k is also cool. I once owned a full Bad Moons army. So much yellow. SO. MUCH. YELLOW.

[Freeky]

All the yellow.  I'm doing a Speed Freek army, minus Battlewagons and Trukks and everything that isn't a bike.  It's going to be amazing, because except for a few Deffkopta models I found in the bits bin, I'm using horse models for bike bits.  MY LITTLE DEFF BIKE, I'LL DAKKA YER IN DA FASE.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Doing a full Ork army for 40k is also cool. I once owned a full Bad Moons army. So much yellow. SO. MUCH. YELLOW.

Yellow is too slow.

Red is where it's at.

[Freeky]

Doing a full Ork army for 40k is also cool. I once owned a full Bad Moons army. So much yellow. SO. MUCH. YELLOW.

Yellow is too slow.

Red is where it's at.

I was going to do red and yellow, to identify between units, but it had a McDonalds look I couldn't agree with.  So YELLOWYELLOWYELLOW unit is YELLOW!