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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6210 on: February 06, 2014, 04:21:37 pm »
Nigel, that picture needs to be on an album cover!
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« Reply #6211 on: February 06, 2014, 04:22:07 pm »
Ten years ago, I looked like this:

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« Reply #6212 on: February 06, 2014, 04:31:16 pm »
Ten years ago, I looked like this:



Man, that doesn't even look like you. I'm going to have to see if I can dig up a 2004ish photo of me. I think that may have been the last year I had long hair.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6213 on: February 06, 2014, 08:40:51 pm »
related to the hipster/geek thing, and the blurry line between nerd and hipster: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3xe-Wxio1o

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6214 on: February 06, 2014, 11:40:20 pm »
From the "oldies but goodies" grab-bag:


Out in Maine - this is back in '99 or 2000, can't remember which exactly. Spent the summer as a painter/gas jockey and lived in an apartment above the town dive bar in a building owned (at the time) by an insane ward of the state.


This is from the night of 9/11. It was my friend/neighbor's birthday (the girl in the pic) and we decided we weren't going to let a little terrorism ruin our fun. I streaked down 1st Ave. in Belltown and put my balls against the glass of El Gaucho right in front of some extremely rich peoples' table. Oh, and I swallowed a bullet with a shot of tequila.


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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6215 on: February 07, 2014, 12:24:29 am »
Well, fuck, if we're doing throwbacks.


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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6216 on: February 08, 2014, 09:45:17 pm »
I haven't worn this since I was 21 years old. I'm at 152lbs now, I was about 145 then and thought I was "fat" because I had gained fluff when I moved to RI.



The big test will be fitting into the wedding dress from 2006, when I weighed 130lbs and was still training regularly before I fucked my knees up. Though I'm hoping someone will fucking buy that thing so it doesn't come with me to NH. Either way, I'm pleased, I was wondering if I was going to have to sell this or give it away because I wasn't sure if I'd ever be this small again. My goal is to be a size 10 by July. I doubt I will be able to safely go smaller than that, I'm just not built for it and I can already feel my hip bones protruding at size 12.

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6217 on: February 09, 2014, 12:12:33 am »
Hot.

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6218 on: February 09, 2014, 11:42:43 pm »
Beard.


Mustache.


Today.  :p
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6219 on: February 10, 2014, 05:36:38 am »
Wow, you are startlingly handsome without facial hair.
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« Reply #6220 on: February 10, 2014, 05:37:42 am »
I haven't worn this since I was 21 years old. I'm at 152lbs now, I was about 145 then and thought I was "fat" because I had gained fluff when I moved to RI.



The big test will be fitting into the wedding dress from 2006, when I weighed 130lbs and was still training regularly before I fucked my knees up. Though I'm hoping someone will fucking buy that thing so it doesn't come with me to NH. Either way, I'm pleased, I was wondering if I was going to have to sell this or give it away because I wasn't sure if I'd ever be this small again. My goal is to be a size 10 by July. I doubt I will be able to safely go smaller than that, I'm just not built for it and I can already feel my hip bones protruding at size 12.

That is a lovely dress and you look great in it.
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6221 on: February 10, 2014, 06:16:06 am »
Got myself a nice printer/scanner for school.

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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6222 on: February 10, 2014, 12:06:58 pm »
Daaaww retro pics.

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« Reply #6223 on: February 10, 2014, 03:16:20 pm »
Aww! You were a little cutey, Alty!
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Re: Spagbook
« Reply #6224 on: February 11, 2014, 02:33:49 am »
Wow, you are startlingly handsome without facial hair.
That is the second time you've ever called me handsome, and I much appreciate the compliment. :)
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