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EK WAFFLR

Quote from: Pæs on April 21, 2014, 10:32:03 AM
Dude what?

A bit of brawling, with teenaged would-be robbers. Nothing serious.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Pæs


LMNO

Is this one of those "you should see the other guy" situations?

Man, I haven't been in a straight up fight with someone in... ever.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 02:36:45 PM
Is this one of those "you should see the other guy" situations?

Man, I haven't been in a straight up fight with someone in... ever.

Haha, I wish, but I think me and my mate got the worst of it. They didn't get to take anything, though, and that's what matters to me.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 21, 2014, 02:51:01 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on April 21, 2014, 02:36:45 PM
Is this one of those "you should see the other guy" situations?

Man, I haven't been in a straight up fight with someone in... ever.

Haha, I wish, but I think me and my mate got the worst of it. They didn't get to take anything, though, and that's what matters to me.

Where was your axe?  :rogpipe:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Forgot it in a public toilet. I was drunk. :(
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 21, 2014, 06:42:10 PM
Forgot it in a public toilet. I was drunk. :(

WHAT?

Drunk means MORE AXE, not LESS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on April 21, 2014, 06:42:56 PM
Quote from: Oberinspektor Derrick on April 21, 2014, 06:42:10 PM
Forgot it in a public toilet. I was drunk. :(


WHAT?

Drunk means MORE AXE, not LESS.

I KNOW! BUT I WAS THAT DRUNK!
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Salty

Awww, it's a black and blue waffles.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

EK WAFFLR

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


hooplala

They didn't really do me justice...

"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

It was the hat, dude, they totally fucked up the hat  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

hooplala

Ahhhh, you're right. I couldn't quite put my finger on it.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Hoopla on April 23, 2014, 06:26:35 PM
They didn't really do me justice...



My goodness, you have a lovely profile. I don't think you've ever posted a profile pic before.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."