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AFK

Your breakfast cereal is going to go stale if you don't close the box. 
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Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:49:30 PM
Your breakfast cereal is going to go stale if you don't close the box. 

Yup, exposure to the elements is a cereal killer.

AFK

Quote from: Nigel on June 29, 2010, 05:56:50 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 02:53:22 AM


You look great... the "no beard" is a win!

It was a little alarming at first.  It's been a really long time since I've seen my face like that. 
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Jenne

Quote from: Captain Utopia on June 29, 2010, 05:58:10 PM
Quote from: RWHN on June 29, 2010, 05:49:30 PM
Your breakfast cereal is going to go stale if you don't close the box. 

Yup, exposure to the elements is a cereal killer.

:lol:

*agrees w/Nigel bout beardlessness*

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Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 28, 2010, 03:58:39 PM
So who got married? A relative?
Was there lots of booze and food?

A friend of my dad's.

Open bar, and the toast was madeira. I shit you not. A lot of people didn't like it so I had 3 glasses of the stuff.  :oops: I had filet mignon.

They didn't like madeira? M'well I guess it's not for everybody. I woulda drank it.

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Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 30, 2010, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 28, 2010, 03:58:39 PM
So who got married? A relative?
Was there lots of booze and food?

A friend of my dad's.

Open bar, and the toast was madeira. I shit you not. A lot of people didn't like it so I had 3 glasses of the stuff.  :oops: I had filet mignon.

They didn't like madeira? M'well I guess it's not for everybody. I woulda drank it.

Madeira wine doesn't get much respect in these parts because it's usually really shitty and usually imbibed in huge quantities.  A lot of people genuinely don't know that it's a style of wine you can get like any other in terms of quality, and that it's only available during the massive wretched shit fest that is the Portuguese Feast aka the Madeira Feast.

I had a madeira in Napa that I wake up from dreams missing its lovely touch.
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Quote from: Doktor Vitriol on June 30, 2010, 09:56:20 AM
Holy fuck, tubby_fucker != tubby :eek:

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Suu

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 30, 2010, 12:50:25 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 30, 2010, 05:27:08 AM
Quote from: Suu on June 29, 2010, 04:29:30 PM
Quote from: Turdley Burgleson on June 28, 2010, 03:58:39 PM
So who got married? A relative?
Was there lots of booze and food?

A friend of my dad's.

Open bar, and the toast was madeira. I shit you not. A lot of people didn't like it so I had 3 glasses of the stuff.  :oops: I had filet mignon.

They didn't like madeira? M'well I guess it's not for everybody. I woulda drank it.

Madeira wine doesn't get much respect in these parts because it's usually really shitty and usually imbibed in huge quantities.  A lot of people genuinely don't know that it's a style of wine you can get like any other in terms of quality, and that it's only available during the massive wretched shit fest that is the Portuguese Feast aka the Madeira Feast.

I had a madeira in Napa that I wake up from dreams missing its lovely touch.

PORTUGUESE FEAST!!!!!!

OM NOM NOM *hic*

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Madeira bread is great too.
Also, their nature.

...

As soon as i have enough money i'm buying madeira.
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Madeira gravy is great! It's like the flamboyant drag queen of gravies, I think.
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Quote from: Regret on June 30, 2010, 03:58:06 PM
Madeira bread is great too.
Also, their nature.

...

As soon as i have enough money i'm buying madeira.

It's basically port. Port is cheap. Get port.

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT

Port is also awesome.
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