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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1980
August 26, 2010, 01:50:58 AM
Quote from: FireWillow on August 26, 2010, 01:44:35 AM
Quote from: Nigel on August 25, 2010, 09:57:56 AM
I washed my car today:



Sweet pond!  Is it stocked?

Is that a euphemism?  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Cainad (dec.)

#1981
August 26, 2010, 02:42:15 AM
FW, that's a grassy lawn and a driveway. :lulz:

Elder Iptuous

#1982
August 26, 2010, 02:46:44 AM
that's irrelevant, Cainad.
it is quite apparent that her pond is totally stocked!
:fap:

Don Coyote

#1983
August 26, 2010, 02:51:40 AM
Quote from: Cainad on August 26, 2010, 02:42:15 AM
FW, that's a grassy lawn and a driveway. :lulz:
:lulz:

Jasper

#1984
August 26, 2010, 06:28:13 AM
This thread is now made of 87.4% pure forehead slap.  :lulz:

AFK

#1985
August 26, 2010, 11:31:49 AM
From my trip to the homeland last weekend:

RWHN n' Roll



Sittin around



I can haz jump-o-line? 

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Triple Zero

#1986
August 26, 2010, 12:41:45 PM
Ok if I'm ever going to have kids, you gotta tell me your secret recipe how you manage to make 'em so cute! :) Something with a spice rack, was it? :)
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

AFK

#1987
August 26, 2010, 01:27:15 PM
Marry a hot wife.

Have sex.

Ta-da!

;)

eta:  My daughter was conceived on a cruise-ship out in the middle of the ocean after many icy cocktails.  Maybe that helps too?
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

BabylonHoruv

#1988
August 26, 2010, 02:17:13 PM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on August 26, 2010, 11:31:49 AM
From my trip to the homeland last weekend:

RWHN n' Roll



Sittin around



I can haz jump-o-line? 



I think you are tickling that baby to get him to look so excited about the trampoline.
You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

AFK

#1989
August 26, 2010, 02:24:00 PM
No, I'm telling you, this kid is one of the jolliest, mellow little kids you'd ever meet.  The only time he really gets fussy is when he gets hungry.  He is so easy going and loves to smile and giggle.  I've got a couple of really good kids. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Jenne

#1990
August 26, 2010, 02:59:05 PM
Aww...cute!

Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk

#1991
August 26, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: nigelIs that a euphemism?  :?

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

Don Coyote

#1992
August 26, 2010, 06:23:50 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 26, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: nigelIs that a euphemism?  :?

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

I am Jack's disbelief.

Jenne

#1993
August 26, 2010, 08:56:54 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 26, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: nigelIs that a euphemism?  :?

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

Ah...it'd be nice if you guys didn't post as a collective.  Just saying.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1994
August 26, 2010, 10:08:01 PM
Quote from: Cheese Hawk Fronkensteen on August 26, 2010, 06:23:12 PM
Quote from: nigelIs that a euphemism?  :?

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

I don't know what it would be a euphemism for, that's why I'm confused. There's no pond...

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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