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[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I washed my car today:

Sweet pond!  Is it stocked?

Is that a euphemism? 

[Cainad (dec.)]

FW, that's a grassy lawn and a driveway.

[Elder Iptuous]

that's irrelevant, Cainad.
it is quite apparent that her pond is totally stocked!

[Don Coyote]

FW, that's a grassy lawn and a driveway.

[Jasper]

This thread is now made of 87.4% pure forehead slap. 

[AFK]

From my trip to the homeland last weekend:

RWHN n' Roll



Sittin around



I can haz jump-o-line? 

[Triple Zero]

Ok if I'm ever going to have kids, you gotta tell me your secret recipe how you manage to make 'em so cute! Something with a spice rack, was it?

[AFK]

Marry a hot wife.

Have sex.

Ta-da!



eta:  My daughter was conceived on a cruise-ship out in the middle of the ocean after many icy cocktails.  Maybe that helps too?

[BabylonHoruv]

From my trip to the homeland last weekend:

RWHN n' Roll



Sittin around



I can haz jump-o-line? 

I think you are tickling that baby to get him to look so excited about the trampoline.

[AFK]

No, I'm telling you, this kid is one of the jolliest, mellow little kids you'd ever meet.  The only time he really gets fussy is when he gets hungry.  He is so easy going and loves to smile and giggle.  I've got a couple of really good kids. 

[Jenne]

Aww...cute!

[Sir Fronkensteen, The Hawk]

Is that a euphemism? 

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

[Don Coyote]

Is that a euphemism? 

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

I am Jack's disbelief.

[Jenne]

Is that a euphemism? 

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

Ah...it'd be nice if you guys didn't post as a collective.  Just saying.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Is that a euphemism?  

For what??  We thought we saw a stream or pond behind you...

I don't know what it would be a euphemism for, that's why I'm confused. There's no pond...