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Started by Cramulus, January 22, 2010, 02:42:20 AM

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Nast

Can't you tell I'm smizing? No? Oh well.



"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Don Coyote

I think I see it, but what do I know. I am incapable of smiling for a camera.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nast on August 28, 2010, 05:57:03 AM
Can't you tell I'm smizing? No? Oh well.





Dude, you're friggin young!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:35:18 AM
I think I see it, but what do I know. I am incapable of smiling for a camera.

You have 5 days. 4 closets with close. One closet is owned by a chick. And find that cable.

Doesn't count of the chick is in your unit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:40:11 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:35:18 AM
I think I see it, but what do I know. I am incapable of smiling for a camera.

You have 5 days. 4 closets with close. One closet is owned by a chick. And find that cable.

Doesn't count of the chick is in your unit.
WTF are you babbling about? I have a bad memory.



Also, not happening.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:41:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:40:11 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:35:18 AM
I think I see it, but what do I know. I am incapable of smiling for a camera.

You have 5 days. 4 closets with close. One closet is owned by a chick. And find that cable.

Doesn't count of the chick is in your unit.
WTF are you babbling about? I have a bad memory.


You must find the cable to your camera, so you can put pictures onto your computer. You must take clothes from 4 people's closets. One of them must be a chick. You are to pick one item from each and wear it. You are to smile and take a picture of yourself and put it here. The fact that the chick can't be in your unit is an afterthought. Otherwise you might just show up in a military uniform that doesn't fit you quite right. Matter of fact, the only military clothing you can wear is your own. We will womp. Oh we will.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nast

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Dude, you're friggin young!

I know, I'm almost 18 but I still look like I'm 12.

D:
"If I owned Goodwill, no charity worker would feel safe.  I would sit in my office behind a massive pile of cocaine, racking my pistol's slide every time the cleaning lady came near.  Auditors, I'd just shoot."

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:44:43 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:41:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:40:11 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:35:18 AM
I think I see it, but what do I know. I am incapable of smiling for a camera.

You have 5 days. 4 closets with close. One closet is owned by a chick. And find that cable.

Doesn't count of the chick is in your unit.
WTF are you babbling about? I have a bad memory.


You must find the cable to your camera, so you can put pictures onto your computer. You must take clothes from 4 people's closets. One of them must be a chick. You are to pick one item from each and wear it. You are to smile and take a picture of yourself and put it here. The fact that the chick can't be in your unit is an afterthought. Otherwise you might just show up in a military uniform that doesn't fit you quite right. Matter of fact, the only military clothing you can wear is your own. We will womp. Oh we will.


Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:41:29 AM

Also, not happening.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Nast on August 28, 2010, 06:48:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Dude, you're friggin young!

I know, I'm almost 18 but I still look like I'm 12.

D:

I would have put you at about 16 or 17 ish. 18 is not surprising with the pic, but I wouldn't have said 12.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Nast on August 28, 2010, 06:48:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Dude, you're friggin young!

I know, I'm almost 18 but I still look like I'm 12.

D:

Better than people thinking you are in your mid 30s when you are in your 20s.

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:49:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:44:43 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:41:29 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:40:11 AM
Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:35:18 AM
I think I see it, but what do I know. I am incapable of smiling for a camera.

You have 5 days. 4 closets with close. One closet is owned by a chick. And find that cable.

Doesn't count of the chick is in your unit.
WTF are you babbling about? I have a bad memory.


You must find the cable to your camera, so you can put pictures onto your computer. You must take clothes from 4 people's closets. One of them must be a chick. You are to pick one item from each and wear it. You are to smile and take a picture of yourself and put it here. The fact that the chick can't be in your unit is an afterthought. Otherwise you might just show up in a military uniform that doesn't fit you quite right. Matter of fact, the only military clothing you can wear is your own. We will womp. Oh we will.



There's that smile! Ok, so we can take one closet out of the picture, but one of them still has to be a chick.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:50:01 AM
Quote from: Nast on August 28, 2010, 06:48:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:39:05 AM
Dude, you're friggin young!

I know, I'm almost 18 but I still look like I'm 12.

D:

Better than people thinking you are in your mid 30s when you are in your 20s.

Tell me about it. I'm 29 and going bald. Not that that is mid 20s, but, you know.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Don Coyote

Quote from: Doktor Blight on August 28, 2010, 06:51:51 AM

There's that smile! Ok, so we can take one closet out of the picture, but one of them still has to be a chick.


Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:41:29 AM

Also, not happening.


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Nast on August 28, 2010, 05:57:03 AM
Can't you tell I'm smizing? No? Oh well.





SMIZING!

And as always, Nast, you are cute as a goddamn button.

Even when you don't smize.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Secret Level on August 28, 2010, 06:49:18 AM



SEE

You have great teeth and look much handsomer when you smile.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."