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Triple Zero

#2130
September 15, 2010, 03:00:09 PM
:lulz: sorry for pointing it out
Ex-Soviet Bloc Sexual Attack Swede of Tomorrow™
e-prime disclaimer: let it seem fairly unclear I understand the apparent subjectivity of the above statements. maybe.

INFORMATION SO POWERFUL, YOU ACTUALLY NEED LESS.

Freeky

#2131
September 15, 2010, 03:01:33 PM
 :lulz:

East Coast Hustle

#2132
September 15, 2010, 09:10:06 PM
I think you can make it up to us by posting a pic of yourself wearing those socks.

:ECH:
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Juana

#2133
September 15, 2010, 09:22:33 PM
Quote from: Dr. James Semaj on September 13, 2010, 02:51:14 AM
QuoteI want your coat.

I love my coat. Can't wait for it to get cold enough that I can wear it everywhere. I fucking love antique shops.
I don't blame you! They're the best place to find coats. I picked up a WWII Navy dress blues one for $25 about three or so years ago.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Wizard

#2134
September 15, 2010, 10:30:48 PM Last Edit: September 15, 2010, 10:39:07 PM by Dr. James Semaj
QuoteI don't blame you! They're the best place to find coats. I picked up a WWII Navy dress blues one for $25 about three or so years ago.

Not just coats. Found a pair of goggles, several knives, guns, and even a machete or two. Even found a Soviet Officers hat. The only thing I couldn't find was a fedora, sadly.

Also, surprised I haven't been WOMPed yet.
Insanity we trust.

Juana

#2135
September 15, 2010, 11:25:42 PM
I got some USSR tin pot medals and there's old Nazi helmets floating around in our stores. No fedoras here, either. I use the power of the internet to buy mine, so I haven't been too concerned.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

The Wizard

#2136
September 15, 2010, 11:28:25 PM
Going to resort to the internet myself soon. Once I can scrounge together the money.
Insanity we trust.

Elder Iptuous

#2137
September 16, 2010, 04:31:33 AM
The guy that owned the land across from my folk's pasture split it all up into one acre lots so now there's a row of people that live in view.  they've already done a few thinks to piss off my parents, so labor day we shot some chalk rounds towards their houses.
Fuckin' Hatfields....


Don Coyote

#2138
September 16, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
is that a fucking 5.56 carbine with a 40mm grenade launcher?
WTF
Moving to Texas.

Freeky

#2139
September 16, 2010, 05:55:04 AM
Quote from: Cudgel on September 16, 2010, 04:59:28 AM
wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
is that a fucking 5.56 carbine with a 40mm grenade launcher?
WTF
Moving to Texas.

Pretty sure they're in Wyoming or something. Could be wrong though.

AFK

#2140
September 16, 2010, 02:15:43 PM
RWHN and kiddos playing in a corn-box.

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Great Pope of OUTSIDE

#2141
September 16, 2010, 02:32:37 PM
Think of all the food they're messing with their grubby hands.
There are times when I imagine God laughing until it cries, shouting, "I am going to fuck ALL your minds over, and you're going to pay me for it!"

Rumckle

#2142
September 16, 2010, 02:39:40 PM
Wait, a corn box?
A giant pit filled with corn kernels?
That you can mess around in?

:aaa:
THAT
IS
AWESOME!
It's not trolling, it's just satire.

Cramulus

#2143
September 16, 2010, 02:40:11 PM
Quote from: Rev. Who's-On-First? on September 16, 2010, 02:15:43 PM
RWHN and kiddos playing in a corn-box.



:lol:

did you prompt her to be a visual pun, or did that just come naturally?


("ear of corn")

AFK

#2144
September 16, 2010, 02:42:06 PM
Quote from: Rumckle on September 16, 2010, 02:39:40 PM
Wait, a corn box?
A giant pit filled with corn kernels?
That you can mess around in?

:aaa:
THAT
IS
AWESOME!

No, it's A-MAIZE-ING!

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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