Spagbook

[Salty]

IAWTC.

[Telarus]

Net:

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

oh my god richter... I have finally recovered from the fucking orange eating contest. Maybe it IS time..

what would be a good contest? speed / frequency? or should we go the opposite direction - who can go the longest WITHOUT pooping? (I will lose)

duration without pooping, i am a shoe in for.
it is my super power.  ask anyone in my family.
if i go for vacation, i can eat like a normal man, yet not sully my precious ass with toilets of unknown hygiene for ridiculous amounts of time. i am able to create the densest faeces known to man, which upon returning to my own familiar abode, will crack the porcelain upon pinching.

are we related??

OOO i could totally do the NO pooping one.

[Aries Gurl]

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

    damn net

[Cramulus]

chloe and I just shit our pance, net 

[Sir Squid Diddimus]

they're not bad pics.

but i hate it when people put liner on their waterline.
it makes the eyes look smaller to me.

[Don Coyote]

[Jasper]

yay

[Don Coyote]

That fucking hat, a shitty mustache, smirk AND some wonderfully free sunglasses with bifocal lenses why why why?!?!?!

[Jasper]

What's wrong with smirking?

[Cuddlefish]

Well fucking hell. Hello, lady.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

You people are fucking cute. I am not going to go into individual posts, but 

I am an asshole, so don't try to pretend I am only being flattering.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Cow dude already knows I think he's hot. Net already knows he's pretty when he's not making a face. New girl is totally pretty, makeup or no makeup. Like, probably 20 years too young for me (look out for my daughter, she's kind of scary for a tiny lesbian) but still totally hot in an adorable way.

[Don Coyote]

What's wrong with smirking?

Noutzing das ist warum ich smirk.