Spagbook

[Freeky]

Why, thank you.

[Salty]

WWWWHHHHOAFAP.

FREEKY: you're going to destroy the spagbook with massive fapoverload.

Please carry on.

[Freeky]

Someday I'll be brave enough to wear a swimsuit maybe, and post it.

[Don Coyote]

Someday I'll be brave enough to wear a swimsuit maybe, and post it.

That would blow up the interwebs with awesome.

[Bu🤠ns]

Wow, Freeky, my heart's doing that fluttery thing again

[Salty]

[the last yatto]

My sister's kid doing a buddha for the camera, its his first birthday

[Jasper]

That kid has the same gleefully malefic gaze as Freeky's kid

[Telarus]

It's called 'Buddha Mind'.

[Jasper]

It gives me The Fear.

[Doktor Howl]

Ho ho!

You'll live to regret that.

[Cramulus]

here's the story:

I was an NPC at a LARP

I had just eaten a huuuge burrito and then fought in an hour long battle which involved a lot of running
I sat down and chugged a bottle of water, and my stomach revolted
puked all over the ground, had to sit down and take a break for a while

Cram, they said, We need you to fight in this encounter we're setting up right now.

No can do, I said, I need to not be holding a weapon for a little bit until my stomach settles.

Then they explained the encounter...

the story is that bandits have kidnapped some chicks and are holding them in the woods until this slaver comes by to pick them up. So they had these three chicks tied to trees in the woods, and at some cue, the girls were supposed to start screaming their heads off and the adventurers would rush into the woods to save them.

I was supposed to be one of the kidnappers, but since I was in no condition to fight, I just put on a wig and vest I found lying around NPC camp and proceeded to creep around the woods acting like a creepy old man.

I was hiding in bushes, cackling and rubbing my hands together like some kind of arch-pervert. I spent about 15 minutes peering into the tavern window and licking my lips. Any time somebody spotted me I acted really embarrassed / suddenly self-conscious and ran off.

When the players were later recounting stories of the afternoon's encounter, they'd primarily talk about the half naked chicks tied to trees, but they couldn't help but mention the creepy stalker dude which seemed to have nothing at all to do with the plot. 

oh my god I laughed my balls off that day

[Jasper]

for "arch-pervert"!!

[AFK]

Do they have foot fetishes? 

[the last yatto]

Aren't you supposed to wait thirty minutes after eating before going in the woods?