Spagbook

[AFK]

Oh wait, well, maybe it would.  

Anyway, pay no attention to the dirty mid-life man.  

[East Coast Hustle]

Goodbye shitty Walmart haircut!


Can't go on a road trip without a co-pilot


My furry little buddy, Elvis Parsley, taking a nap

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY TROLL THINGS 

[Cramulus]

actually fred, that's his face

[East Coast Hustle]

OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY TROLL THINGS 

It's my "safety friend" for when I meet strange women on the road.

[Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ]

whered you get the new rat

[BadBeast]

OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY TROLL THINGS  

OMG WHY DO YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE CREEPY TROLL THINGS  

It's my "safety friend" for when I meet strange women on the road.

I thought she was talking to the bloke with the pink hair.

[Disco Pickle]

The Pickle

is not pleased to be working today.



and needs more of this:

[BadBeast]

The Pickle

is not pleased to be working today.



and needs more of this:

No Sugar? No Carbs? How does that energy then? Must be stuffed full of Amphetamines!

Don't look now, (Behind you) but ceiling cat is watching you!

[Disco Pickle]

The Pickle

is not pleased to be working today.



and needs more of this:

No Sugar? No Carbs? How does that energy then? Must be stuffed full of Amphetamines!

Don't look now, (Behind you) but ceiling cat is watching you!

caffeine..   lots and lots of caffeine..

that damn cat, can't even masturbate in private without him sticking his head through the ceiling and watching..

[East Coast Hustle]

whered you get the new rat

I saved him from my friend's snake food factory.

[East Coast Hustle]

The Pickle

is not pleased to be working today.



and needs more of this:

1998 called. It wants its soul patch back.

[Suu]

In 10 years or so, there will be serious health repercussions from those energy drinks.

[BadBeast]

Take a look at the top of post 2454. When your chin grows up, it runs a risk of looking very similar to this one. Will you be ready for this? Can you handle such a chin? Without letting it get out of control, or ill tempered, or megalomaniacal?
It's a big responsibility, and needs to be considered, sooner rather than later. Zappa started out like that too, and even he couldn't cope. Had to constantly trim it back into a well groomed Imperial. I mean, it suited him, sure, but did he shape the beard, or did the beard shape him? We'll never know for sure, but it was as singular, and individual as Mr Hitlers funny little 'tache.
Him and Chaplin had to actually share it for a while, in an attempt to reign it in. All to no avail of course, Hitler just wasn't strong enough, and it tried to take over not only the Man, or the Nation, but the whole fucking World! There is power in such hirsuteness, and it's not for everyone. ECH has to live much of his time, miles from shore, on a purpose built Ship, to keep his in check. I know he makes it look easy, but I've heard he has enormous balls made of pure explodium. Do you have such gonads? I know my limitations, and while I'm hardly what you'd call "clean shaven", there is no hint of a beard, just iron grey stubble. So think, young Pickle, before you plant the seeds of doom 'pon your chin.
Remember Michael Finnigin.    

[Disco Pickle]

Take a look at the top of post 2454. When your chin grows up, it runs a risk of looking very similar to this one. Will you be ready for this? Can you handle such a chin? Without letting it get out of control, or ill tempered, or megalomaniacal?
It's a big responsibility, and needs to be considered, sooner rather than later. Zappa started out like that too, and even he couldn't cope. Had to constantly trim it back into a well groomed Imperial. I mean, it suited him, sure, but did he shape the beard, or did the beard shape him? We'll never know for sure, but it was as singular, and individual as Mr Hitlers funny little 'tache.
Him and Chaplin had to actually share it for a while, in an attempt to reign it in. All to no avail of course, Hitler just wasn't strong enough, and it tried to take over not only the Man, or the Nation, but the whole fucking World! There is power in such hirsuteness, and it's not for everyone. ECH has to live much of his time, miles from shore, on a purpose built Ship, to keep his in check. I know he makes it look easy, but I've heard he has enormous balls made of pure explodium. Do you have such gonads? I know my limitations, and while I'm hardly what you'd call "clean shaven", there is no hint of a beard, just iron grey stubble. So think, young Pickle, before you plant the seeds of doom 'pon your chin.
Remember Michael Finnigin.    

that's actually (almost) all of the facial hair I can grow.  I couldn't pull off a goatee unless I had hair imported from "other places"